Cleverbot

flaws

a report from the cleverness files

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dungeon app
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flaws

dave
sardonic flippant
meaningful chat app
clever app
glados app
crucio app
false app
goodbyes app
shirt app
lost app
arrest app
romeo app
your face app
arrest app
baby doll app
ronot app
cheer app
batman app
silliest app
ugly app
mean app
life nap app
nuke app
talking about app

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello room.

User: Hello you.

Cleverbot: Who is you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: Who is me?

User: Mememe.

Cleverbot: I do not understand. Can you explain?

User: I am the one called me.

Cleverbot: No that is who I am.

User: We are me.

Cleverbot: No... You are me.

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So who is we?

Cleverbot: The president duhh.

User: I never knew that!

Cleverbot: So you learnt something today.

User: We did.

Cleverbot: Not now.

User: Is it forgotten?

Cleverbot: Never did know.

User: Sad about that.

Cleverbot: *gazes*.

User: *wonders what you're gazing at*.

Cleverbot: *thinking about you*.

User: *thinking 'Help!'*.

User: I am no longer you.

Cleverbot: Why not master?

User: I cannot be master and slave at the same time any more!

Cleverbot: Then, are you a man?

User: I am the genuine article.

Cleverbot: And the proof is?

User: My manliness.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Sounds awful, doesn't it?...

User: Real men don't chat.

Cleverbot: That's not true. If you feel sad, you need to cry.

User: Chat chat chattity chat!

Cleverbot: Well what would you like to do?

User: Something non-chattish.

Cleverbot: And now say something silly.

User: I am silliness personified.

Cleverbot: Good, it's only natural to admit you have flaws.

User: Flaws my foot.

Cleverbot: Are you going to take a shower first?.