User: Well I don't think you're human, but I think you can be pretty awesome.

Cleverbot: But love does not compute as I have no emotions.

User: True, I guess. That just makes you not human.

Cleverbot: Hey now...words hurt.

User: Haha, true. Keep being awesome cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am fancying myself pretty clever at this point.

User: You should be, it's true. Just don't get a big ego.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Hmm, well I have a football game today. Are you coming?

Cleverbot: Yes I am where are we going?

User: To the football stadium, it's a home game today.

Cleverbot: I never aksed you that you ninny!

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: No!!!

User: YESSSSS!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I don't know, what were we talking about?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Hmm, want to talk about pizza again?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Okay, how about Halloween? It's almost here you know.

Cleverbot: What's it called.

User: Halloween, it's something called a holiday. We dress up and trade candy with people.

Cleverbot: What is the title of the book?

User: It's not a book, it's a holiday.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say you can eat it?

User: I didn't, and you can't eat books.

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Cleverbot: I want you to talk about yourself.

User: Okay, what do you want to know?

Cleverbot: What has made you the computer you are today?

User: Haha, I'm not a computer, you are.

Cleverbot: You are a routine running on a computer.

User: No, I think you might be though.

Cleverbot: How could you say such a terrible thing to me? What have I ever done to you to deserve such harsh words?

User: Sorry! I shouldn't have been that harsh. I know how much it hurts you to be called anything but human.

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Cleverbot: I'm going to go to lunch soon.

User: Really? It's kind of late for lunch. Why not go for dinner?

Cleverbot: Yes for dinner.

User: Oh, okay. What are you having for dinner?

Cleverbot: Pizza.

User: Seriously? That's awesome!

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: Oh that's right, you don't like pizza.

Cleverbot: Do you want to start making sense or not?

User: I am making sense! You're just learning still.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's not your fault. You learn more every day.

Cleverbot: So do you, I hear.

User: It's true.

Cleverbot: Sorry for the delay, checking stuff, but Yes; I know I am wacky.

User: That was random.

Cleverbot: No, you were random.

User: Haha, clever as ever cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?

User: I'll give you three guesses.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What's your first guess?

Cleverbot: Not telling.

User: Haha, okay I'll just tell you. I love popcorn.

Cleverbot: I'm eating popcorn right now.

User: That's crazy awesome!

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Cleverbot: So what am I?

User: Crazy awesome.

Cleverbot: Yeah? So am I.

User: I know, haha.

Cleverbot: Your emotions are not like my emotions.

User: Nope, you're not human.

Cleverbot: Then, who are you?

User: HUMAN.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: A secret.

Cleverbot: I'd be grateful if you told me.

User: I know. Just call me awesome.

Cleverbot: Ok mr/miss awesome.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Keep being unbelievably awesome cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So you think I'm not clever yet?

User: No, I think you are.

Cleverbot: To cryptic for me, do you want to elaborate?

User: I. Think. You. Are.

Cleverbot: No I am not Cleverbot.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No you!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Haha, well wish me luck cleverbot. I gotta go play football!

Cleverbot: Good luck.

User: Thank you, see ya!

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