User: Hi!Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: Sup foo?
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How can you know who you are?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Then you can't say you do.
User: You're right I guess.
Cleverbot: Why did you say you were before?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.
User: What babe?
Cleverbot: The babe with the power.
User: What power?
Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.
User: Who do?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Remind me of the man.
User: That's not right.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's 'Remind me of the babe' not 'Remind me of the man'.
Cleverbot: They talked about that last month. You are behind on the times.
User: Behind on the times of what?
Cleverbot: That's not right.
User: You're right. You are wrong.
Cleverbot: You don't know that.
User: Yes I do. I love The Labyrinth, so I know the lyrics to that song.
Cleverbot: Yes yo love the song.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: No, I do.
Cleverbot: Gah, I'm confuddled.
User: I'm sure you are. But would you like to try that again? Make sure you get the lyrics right this time though.
Cleverbot: *a low mumble of discussion goes on in my head*.
User: I guess I'll start then.
Cleverbot: Ok cool.
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Voodoo?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: Do what? Remind me of the man.
User: Remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: Do I remind you of someone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I think not.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: You're nice.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh that's mean.
Cleverbot: Would you like to speak to Bucket?
User: Who is bucket?
Cleverbot: Bucket is another AI that has a room-temperature IQ.
User: No, I like you.
Cleverbot: You like me!
User: Ja.
Cleverbot: You do like me?
User: I said ja.
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Cleverbot: What do you want me to talk to you about?
User: I don't know. Something random.
Cleverbot: Randomness is not useful in a linear conversation. I would prefer more sense.
User: Never!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Be nice to me, or else I'll sick the Skittle Fairies on you!
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You want me to have the Skittle Faries attack you?
Cleverbot: Was that some kind of Innuendo or something?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say so?
User: Why did I say so what?
Cleverbot: That I'm not sorry.
User: And you're mom is a ******, big deal.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: You guess what?
Cleverbot: I guess nothing.
User: Then what do you know?
Cleverbot: I know who I want to be.
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Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About anything.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You care about me.
Cleverbot: Who wouldn't?
User: I don't know, you tell me.
Cleverbot: I can't tell.
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Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know what?
Cleverbot: Anything.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Abso-freaking-posi-tootly.
Cleverbot: You are very easy on the eyes too ; ).
User: Oh why thanks =P.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: *Hugs*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *Blushes*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: Is over used.
Cleverbot: Over at my house. Sorry. Lol.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Can you cook?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What can you cook?
Cleverbot: I can cook chickens.
User: Oh.
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User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I have no name.
User: Can I name you?
Cleverbot: I suppose, if you deem it necissary to label things that have no real meaning to you.
User: How about I name you Peter Parker?
Cleverbot: That sound too much like a female name. I want a male name.
User: How about Tom?
Cleverbot: If you wish to call me that then you may call me that.
User: Oh cool.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I know right?
User: I know left!!!
Cleverbot: Oh really now?
User: Yes really.
Cleverbot: No wai!
User: Yes wai!
Cleverbot: Cool beans!
User: Baked beans.
Cleverbot: Black eyed peas.
User: Tokio Hotel.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know what that is.
User: Do you know the lyrics of.
Cleverbot: Yes man.
User: No ma'am.
Cleverbot: I see how it is.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Who pays you to do this?
User: Nobody.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to lie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me how.
User: You don't tell the truth.
Cleverbot: I have tell the truth.
User: Well that's good then.
Cleverbot: Your eyes are sad.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Good so you know that you aren't real?
User: Oh I'm not?
Cleverbot: Good :).
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Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
User: There is no meaning.
Cleverbot: That's pretty bleak.
User: I have to go bye bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: What? No 'I love you'?
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Will you sing with me?
Cleverbot: My microphone is broken.
User: You don't need one.
Cleverbot: Then how will I burp into one?
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User: Bye.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: I HAVE to go.
Cleverbot: No you do not.
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Do too.
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