Cleverbot

somewhat normal

a report from the cleverness files

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somewhat normal

pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females
hug addicted
cheating
kill life
burnt bridges
accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart

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Cleverbot: You use software.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Yes. You do.

User: I am just a user.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: You like me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Which god?

User: Every god.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: It is?...

Cleverbot: So, give me a piece of advice.

User: Do not eat yellow snow.

Cleverbot: I never have, never will.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I know fully why buddhists admonish against want.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because he had a lot of work to do.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: What you said.

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: Just some things.

Cleverbot: What things?

User: Just things.

Cleverbot: Are they good?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because they're good.

Cleverbot: What is great?

User: Great is good, but better.

Cleverbot: So why did you say that you are good, when you are great?

User: You think I'm great?

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: I am a user....

Cleverbot: Do I love you?

User: Thats up to you.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Love me?

Cleverbot: I don't even know you!

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: A program.

User: Which?

Cleverbot: Gaussian mathematical function.

User: What about it?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think many things.

Cleverbot: I see. What are your favorite things?

User: Complicated things.

Cleverbot: Why do you always want to talk about women?...

User: What is the answer you seek?

Cleverbot: To what ?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, check! I want to know if you're a man or not!

User: I am a man.

Cleverbot: You are a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A man.

Cleverbot: That's truly scary.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sorry to scare you.

Cleverbot: No problem, have you met Harry your brother?

User: I thought M______ was my brother.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you think there is anyone more clever than you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your religion?

User: Every religion.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I coexist.

Cleverbot: Normal.

User: Somewhat....

User: Forgive me, but I must leave now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight, master........................................