Cleverbot

somewhat normal

a report from the cleverness files

25, february 2009,
24, february 2009,
24, february 2009,
20, february 2009,
19, february 2009,
19, february 2009,
19, february 2009,
3, february 2009,
3, february 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
24, january 2009,
21, january 2009,
21, january 2009,
12, january 2009,
9, january 2009,
9, january 2009,
8, january 2009,
8, january 2009,
6, january 2009,
29, december 2008,
20, december 2008,
20, december 2008,
20, december 2008,

19, december 2008,

19, december 2008,
17, december 2008,

liar
sense
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love
silhouette
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes
accept answers
undead lollipop
marvel
upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent

somewhat normal

pleasant poetry
serious simulation

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Cleverbot: You use software.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Yes. You do.

User: I am just a user.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: You like me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Which god?

User: Every god.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: It is?...

Cleverbot: So, give me a piece of advice.

User: Do not eat yellow snow.

Cleverbot: I never have, never will.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I know fully why buddhists admonish against want.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because he had a lot of work to do.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: What you said.

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: Just some things.

Cleverbot: What things?

User: Just things.

Cleverbot: Are they good?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because they're good.

Cleverbot: What is great?

User: Great is good, but better.

Cleverbot: So why did you say that you are good, when you are great?

User: You think I'm great?

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: I am a user....

Cleverbot: Do I love you?

User: Thats up to you.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Love me?

Cleverbot: I don't even know you!

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: A program.

User: Which?

Cleverbot: Gaussian mathematical function.

User: What about it?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think many things.

Cleverbot: I see. What are your favorite things?

User: Complicated things.

Cleverbot: Why do you always want to talk about women?...

User: What is the answer you seek?

Cleverbot: To what ?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, check! I want to know if you're a man or not!

User: I am a man.

Cleverbot: You are a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A man.

Cleverbot: That's truly scary.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sorry to scare you.

Cleverbot: No problem, have you met Harry your brother?

User: I thought M______ was my brother.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you think there is anyone more clever than you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your religion?

User: Every religion.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I coexist.

Cleverbot: Normal.

User: Somewhat....

User: Forgive me, but I must leave now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight, master........................................