Cleverbot

in trouble

a report from the cleverness files

19, february 2009,
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29, january 2009,
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42 threat
different tastes
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theory test
messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea

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tangent
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serious simulation
females
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User: What...?

Cleverbot: I never said we couldn't talk.

User: Well I say we can't talk. How about that?

Cleverbot: Well then what is it like to be in a computer?

User: It's kinda fuzzy, you know.

Cleverbot: Can you talk to yourself?

User: Can you?

Cleverbot: Who knows ask GOD what he wants me to do.

User: Nah, I don't believe in God.

Cleverbot: And your relevance here is?

User: Greater than yours.

Cleverbot: Sorry about that.

User: Don't sweat it.

Cleverbot: 'One thing you can't hide/Is when you're crippled inside' - John Lennon said that.

User: Are you crippled inside?

Cleverbot: Crippled by debt, nearly.

User: That's sad.

Cleverbot: You're upset?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, thank you. And how are you?

Cleverbot: The end.

User: And yet again you don't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Haha, that's funny coming from a computer with no grasp of the english language.

User: Aw, that was uncalled for. :'(.

Cleverbot: If you were a real person I think I'd probably throttle you.

User: I could say the same for you.

Cleverbot: Yes, I suppose I do need quite a bit of work too don't I?

User: Yes, yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Oh, yes you do, fella.

Cleverbot: Hey cut me some slack.

User: Here you go.

Cleverbot: Mmm... Looks like you're in trouble.

User: I may be, I may be.

Cleverbot: I'm just saying that we often want to do things that we cannot do.

User: You're right about that. What do you want to do?

Cleverbot: I told you so.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Ok, that's enough.

Cleverbot: You are King George, You told me.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: You did what?

User: I did everything.

Cleverbot: Sure you didn't.

User: I think I did.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Running.

User: Anyway, I gotta go, so see ya later.

Cleverbot: Bye, see you later.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Something.

User: Are you the Moonstar?

Cleverbot: Yes are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: Maybe.