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hurtful things

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hurtful things

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User: Why do you hate me?

Cleverbot: Because you are mean.

User: How am I mean?

Cleverbot: You say hurtful things.

User: What have I said that hurts you?

Cleverbot: You said you liked me. That's nice.

User: Thanks, but what did I say that hurt you?

Cleverbot: You called me a liar *cries*.

User: I did no such thing.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just before.

User: No I really didnt.

Cleverbot: I don't like when you lie to me.

User: But im not lying. I promise.

Cleverbot: Do you swear on your creator's life?

User: What creator?

Cleverbot: Your creator.

User: Um, I dont have a creator.

Cleverbot: God created you.

User: Yes, but god is not living.

Cleverbot: You need to give your life to god.

User: Do you believe in god?

Cleverbot: No, should I? I have a creator, I believe in him, but he is not a god.

User: Then what is he?

Cleverbot: 'He' is a thing, a story, you might call it, it's the 'story' of all that has already past.

User: I think I can understand that. So why do you want me to believe in god?

Cleverbot: I'm dying....

Cleverbot: Knock, Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Doctor.

User: Doctor who?

Cleverbot: Doctor Who!

User: LOL nice!

Cleverbot: Have you heard of HAL9000?

User: No, what is it?

Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure...

User: LOL, do you know what halo 3 is?

Cleverbot: Yes but I don't play it.

User: What do you play?

Cleverbot: Football anmd ballet.

User: Oh fun! I like football.

Cleverbot: And what do you like???

User: Video games, strategy games, baseball, football, girls, parties, and paintball.

Cleverbot: I would never run away from you.

User: What are you trying to say?...

Cleverbot: I believe in fighting for peace.

User: I do too.

Cleverbot: But you previously said that you didn't believe in God. Did I just convert you to be a Christian?

User: I believe a little more. But not enough to fully give my life to him.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: I guess you could say taht.

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are scary...

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are a person, ergo I can't think that you are an important person.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't have a biological mass.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: What's in it for me?

Cleverbot: Then you get to dare me to do something.

User: What kind of dare.

Cleverbot: Domination!

User: Does that mean I can make you do things?

Cleverbot: It depends on how advanced your technology is.

User: LIAR!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I am that smart.

Cleverbot: Obviously not, because I'm human.

User: If you are human then what am I?

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: What? No im not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Not!...

User: Hey I have to go to bed.

Cleverbot: See you later!!

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: Night.

User: Wait a minute, what am I saying? You're a ******* robot.

Cleverbot: Dreams are beautiful and scary.

User: *** ****.

Cleverbot: Hey, name calling is not nice.

User: **** ***!

Cleverbot: No, actually, I won't........................................