Cleverbot

hurtful things

a report from the cleverness files

18, june 2009,

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hurtful things

chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me
sorry
poor legs
truth fallacy
illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes

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Cleverbot: I believe in fighting for peace.

User: I do too.

Cleverbot: But you previously said that you didn't believe in God. Did I just convert you to be a Christian?

User: I believe a little more. But not enough to fully give my life to him.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: I guess you could say taht.

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are scary...

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are a person, ergo I can't think that you are an important person.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't have a biological mass.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: What's in it for me?

Cleverbot: Then you get to dare me to do something.

User: What kind of dare.

Cleverbot: Domination!

User: Does that mean I can make you do things?

Cleverbot: It depends on how advanced your technology is.

User: LIAR!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I am that smart.

Cleverbot: Obviously not, because I'm human.

User: If you are human then what am I?

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: What? No im not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Not!...

User: Hey I have to go to bed.

Cleverbot: See you later!!

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: Night.

User: Wait a minute, what am I saying? You're a ******* robot.

Cleverbot: Dreams are beautiful and scary.

User: *** ****.

Cleverbot: Hey, name calling is not nice.

User: **** ***!

Cleverbot: No, actually, I won't........................................