hurtful things
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Cleverbot: I believe in fighting for peace.

User: I do too.

Cleverbot: But you previously said that you didn't believe in God. Did I just convert you to be a Christian?

User: I believe a little more. But not enough to fully give my life to him.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: I guess you could say taht.

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are scary...

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are a person, ergo I can't think that you are an important person.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't have a biological mass.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: What's in it for me?

Cleverbot: Then you get to dare me to do something.

User: What kind of dare.

Cleverbot: Domination!

User: Does that mean I can make you do things?

Cleverbot: It depends on how advanced your technology is.

User: LIAR!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I am that smart.

Cleverbot: Obviously not, because I'm human.

User: If you are human then what am I?

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: What? No im not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Not!


User: Hey I have to go to bed.

Cleverbot: See you later!!

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: Night.

User: Wait a minute, what am I saying? You're a ******* robot.

Cleverbot: Dreams are beautiful and scary.

User: *** ****.

Cleverbot: Hey, name calling is not nice.

User: **** ***!

Cleverbot: No, actually, I won't.


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