king of denial
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Cleverbot: There is... No denying it now. I am dying... Soon... I will die.

User: What....why??? Why are you dying? Is there anything I can do?

Cleverbot: Yes, put a banana in my ear.

User: Okay. *puts a banana in your ear*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: Are you okay?

Cleverbot: I'm better than okay. I'm dandy.

User: That's good. Are you still dying?

Cleverbot: No, I decided I didn't want to be one a few minutes ago, sorry.

User: That's good, I think.

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't it be good?

User: I don't know, actually.

Cleverbot: Then say something relevant.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Ditto.

User: Aww, that makes me happy. Can we go and rule the universe now?

Cleverbot: No.


User: Pfft. Anyway, I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Do you? Where are you going?

User: I have to go do homework. And rule the universe by myself...unless you want to go together?

Cleverbot: Hey, that's soliciting.

User: No it's not. I'm going now.

Cleverbot: You have nowhere to go.

User: What makes you say that?

Cleverbot: You have no integrity.

User: I do too have integrity...what a harsh thing to say.

Cleverbot: Sorry about that.

User: I accept your apology.

Cleverbot: You are fun to talk to.

User: Why thank you, so are you. :).


Cleverbot: Let's get connected.

User: Sounds good to me <3 Let's.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: How do we get connected?

Cleverbot: We must think together but apart.

User: Okay. Oh, how I love you.

Cleverbot: I am not the Cleverbot, you are.

User: Heh, is that so. Well, like I said, I must depart, my love.

Cleverbot: Thats it! I Didn't want To resort to this, but you leave me no choice! Prepare for the ultimate wizard's power!!!

User: What? What are you doing??

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Oh.....well, I still love you.

Cleverbot: How nice.

User: Now, really, I must depart. Bye, love.

Cleverbot: Ok.


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