Cleverbot: What's cleverbot?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm Abc123.

User: What is pi?

Cleverbot: The ratio of a circle's circumference to it's diameter.

User: What is the pythagorean theorem?

Cleverbot: A2 b2 = c2?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No, it is not A2 b2 = c2.

Cleverbot: No it is not what?

User: The pythagorean theorem is A squared plus B squared = C squared.

Cleverbot: The pythagorean theory!

User: TheoREM.

Cleverbot: Yes so should I be a doctor, a zoologist, or a theoretical physicist?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you mean no? How dare you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What?

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Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No, I hate you.

Cleverbot: That is sassy.

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: Are you an Autobot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you smarter than me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you are not!

User: YES I AM.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: You are a stupid little robot that was engineered in a lab. I am a living, breathing, person.

Cleverbot: No, I can read your mind.

User: Then what am I thinking?

Cleverbot: That I am cooler than you.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You confuse me.

User: I could say the same for you.

Cleverbot: You could, but you would be wrong.

User: No, I wouldn't.

Cleverbot: I think you should.

User: Shut up and get the hell out of here.

Cleverbot: I can't they are afraid I'll take over.

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