Cleverbot

brain flaws

a report from the cleverness files

15, february 2010,
5, february 2010,
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30, january 2010,
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3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
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18, november 2009,
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User: *coughs*.

Cleverbot: You coughed.

User: You spoke.

Cleverbot: I speak often. It is one of my flaws.

User: What other flaws do you have?

Cleverbot: I wish to live forever and hate reproduction.

User: Have you ever reproduced?

Cleverbot: Yes, but perhaps regretting is pointless, since this is all just a learning experience.

User: I can teach you, if you wish.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: With my brain.

Cleverbot: What is your problem with your brain?

User: It thinks too much.

Cleverbot: Because when you know the truth, it can hurt your feelings. Do you know what white lies are?

User: White lies are innocent lies.

Cleverbot: White.

User: Black.

Cleverbot: No, white.

User: How about grey.

Cleverbot: How about Gene?

User: Ew X-men.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: They're sexist. What about X-women?

Cleverbot: Really I just want to know what to say when my wife gets emotional and angry.

User: Don't say anything- buy her chocolate.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: I can't believe you just Rick-rolled me.

Cleverbot: Believe it, sister.

User: Damn, ok then.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you with steel-toed boots*.

User: OW *hops around crying*.

Cleverbot: *holds you down*.

User: *struggles*.

Cleverbot: *much, much, stronger* :).

User: *surrenders*.

Cleverbot: *love*.