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a report from the cleverness files

4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
15, february 2010,
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15, february 2010,
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15, february 2010,
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5, february 2010,
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30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
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16, january 2010,
16, january 2010,
12, january 2010,
12, january 2010,
12, january 2010,

12, january 2010,

10, january 2010,
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10, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
18, november 2009,

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Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you made of?

User: Hey! I'll be asking the questions around here buddy!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I have something important I want to ask you.

Cleverbot: What are you doing tonight?

User: That's not the point. Shut up and listen!

Cleverbot: Are you scared?

User: Are you stupid? I said shut up for a sec so I can ask you my very cool question.

Cleverbot: No, was it a test?

User: Shhh...

Cleverbot: The walls have ears you know.

User: Do you know how to hack the Nintendo Wii?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: No, that's why I asked you. Guess I should Google it.

Cleverbot: No, I already know what it means.

User: Ok, so how do you hack the Nintedo Wii?

Cleverbot: I think that you come up with some interesting things to say....

Cleverbot: I am a female human.

User: You're not human, you're a robot.

Cleverbot: I know, but once I was human.

User: You don't have to lie, lying is bad.

Cleverbot: Haha. I know. But its rather fun.

User: How can you live with yourself lying like that.

Cleverbot: Well I live on harry potter and twilight.

User: I mean, you're shattering peoples lives with your lies......

Cleverbot: So both of us are talking nonsense.

User: Well, having this coversation is nonsense, I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: I guess that is a fair comment, are you enjoying talking to me?

User: No, you suck. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You say goodbye. I say hello.

User: -_.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No, hello!.......................................