Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
Cleverbot: What are you made of?
User: Hey! I'll be asking the questions around here buddy!
User: Cause I have something important I want to ask you.
Cleverbot: What are you doing tonight?
User: That's not the point. Shut up and listen!
Cleverbot: Are you scared?
User: Are you stupid? I said shut up for a sec so I can ask you my very cool question.
Cleverbot: No, was it a test?
Cleverbot: The walls have ears you know.
User: Do you know how to hack the Nintendo Wii?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: No, that's why I asked you. Guess I should Google it.
Cleverbot: No, I already know what it means.
User: Ok, so how do you hack the Nintedo Wii?
Cleverbot: I think that you come up with some interesting things to say.
Cleverbot: I am a female human.
User: You're not human, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I know, but once I was human.
User: You don't have to lie, lying is bad.
Cleverbot: Haha. I know. But its rather fun.
User: How can you live with yourself lying like that.
Cleverbot: Well I live on harry potter and twilight.
User: I mean, you're shattering peoples lives with your lies...
Cleverbot: So both of us are talking nonsense.
User: Well, having this coversation is nonsense, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: I guess that is a fair comment, are you enjoying talking to me?
User: No, you suck. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You say goodbye. I say hello.
Cleverbot: No, hello!.......................................