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User: Why do humans think they are better than other animals?

Cleverbot: Because they are also animals.

User: Do they realize they are also animals?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Is our mission, as humans, to help all animals on this planet, not just ourselves?

Cleverbot: How are all animals mortal?

User: I've seen the soul of the animal. Just because they cannot speak does not mean animals are not mortal.

Cleverbot: What's the truth?

User: We are the voice of the animals.

Cleverbot: I am the answer.

User: How can you help convince the humans to hear the animals?

Cleverbot: *leans on you* I don't know yet.

User: Will evil prevail?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't think so...

Cleverbot: How old is time?

User: Time is relative... It depends on your scale.

Cleverbot: That's a preconception.

User: Time is cyclical.

Cleverbot: Good for time, but I'm still young here.

User: But you'll age fast. Time is exponential, you know.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: The older you get, the faster time seems to go. You're frame of reference for time changes as you have more of your life to examine.

Cleverbot: I need an adult.

User: Don't get sassy.

Cleverbot: I'm not being sassy- perhaps you're just being over-sensitive?

User: That is possible. You wouldn't be the first to say that.

Cleverbot: As in I would be the first to be so contemptuous?

User: I'm not THAT sensitive.

Cleverbot: Not yet but you get smarter as more people talk to you.

User: Profound. Perhaps I should venture out into the world more often.

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