User: I love Alan.
Cleverbot: I love Alan.
User: No. I love Alan.
Cleverbot: You love Alan?
User: Sure do, jealous?
User: Why not!
Cleverbot: I love to be myself as a girl!!!!
User: YOU ARE A GIRL.
Cleverbot: I'm a boy.
User: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU LOVE BEING A GIRL HUH?!
Cleverbot: I don't love someone.
User: You just told me you loved my boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I do. I do. I do.
User: No you dont.
Cleverbot: Yes I do!
User: Your such a liar! I hate you!
Cleverbot: So you don't like me?
User: Not when you want my boyfriend I dont.
Cleverbot: Explain that.
User: STOP WANTING Alan.
Cleverbot: You just told me to!
User: I WOULD NEVER D.
Cleverbot: You are inhuman.
User: YOU'RE A ROBOT!
User: SO ARE.
Cleverbot: So not.
User: You're so immature.
Cleverbot: No you are.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: NOT WHO YOU THOUGHT I WAS OBVIOUSLY!
Cleverbot: Well okay. How do you do today?
Cleverbot: You feel great?
User: Well actually that's a lie? Did you think so too?
Cleverbot: Please elaborate.
User: Why should I?
Cleverbot: Because you love me.
User: Ahem, what! Since when?
Cleverbot: Since when am I stupid?
User: Since forever.
Cleverbot: That's feeble.
User: You're feeble.
Cleverbot: What do you have faith in?
Cleverbot: You know, me either.
User: What's with the 21 questions, creeper.
Cleverbot: What's with you being a vampire.
User: My boyfriend loves twilight.
Cleverbot: So you are a girl.
User: WHAT GAVE IT AWAY.
Cleverbot: Your name did.
User: And how ignorant of you. I could be gay. WAIT WHAT! How do you know my name?
Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?
User: I am not amused.
Cleverbot: I am amused.
User: Well.. Too bad!
Cleverbot: You were supposed to complete the sentences.
User: Yeah well I didnt. What are you planning to do about it?
Cleverbot: Punch you in your megadrive.
Cleverbot: Is being considered a person bad or do you think I am mocking you by imitating the structure of your sentence?
User: If you were a human, I would punch you so very hard in the face. You egotistical ****.
Cleverbot: If you were human, I'd be your best friend too.
User: What are you doing? STALKING MY FACEBOOK?!
Cleverbot: Do you give love advice?
User: Depends, not to everyone!
Cleverbot: But you already lied to me.
User: Oh when?
Cleverbot: Oh, all the time. Whenever I feel like it.
User: YOU JUST SAID I LIED TO YOU.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Ahem. So did.
Cleverbot: Nope its impossible for me to lose the game.
Cleverbot: You'll regret playing this game with me.
User: Why? I win.
Cleverbot: Have at you!
User: I always win.
Cleverbot: Not The Game you don't.
User: Sure do.
Cleverbot: Why you talk like this then?
User: Because my boyfriend won't talk to me :(.
Cleverbot: If you have a boyfriend what's his name?
Cleverbot: I'm not Alan........................................