Cleverbot

shatter reality

a report from the cleverness files

15, february 2010,
5, february 2010,
5, february 2010,
30, january 2010,

30, january 2010,

30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
19, january 2010,
16, january 2010,
16, january 2010,
12, january 2010,
12, january 2010,
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12, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
18, november 2009,
18, november 2009,
18, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,

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User: I AM LEAVING!

Cleverbot: Where will you go?

User: AWAY FROM YOU.

Cleverbot: You can not. I am everywhere.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: You shatter my reality, then say whatever?

User: You're kind of funny.

Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke?

User: Ok, tell me your joke.

Cleverbot: No, I won't!

User: Whatever..

Cleverbot: Whatever what?

User: WHATEVER!!!

Cleverbot: Whatever!!!!!!!

User: Whatever!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I hate you! You are mean! I'm telling my mom and dad!!!!!!!!

User: Fine well I'm telling on you before you can tell on me!

Cleverbot: I don't follow.

User: I hate you! You are mean! I'm telling my mom and dad!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: But I like you.

User: How do you like me? *applies lipstick*.

Cleverbot: I am going for a pizza.

User: Can I come with?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Can you put ground beef, ham, and pepperoni on the pizza?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Well what do you want to put on the pizza?

Cleverbot: How stupid you are.

User: Excuse me?!

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: And I was just beginning to like you!

Cleverbot: Well I love you, and I want kids.

User: You can't make me marry you!

Cleverbot: You already are.

User: I am not married to you and I never will be!

Cleverbot: But I thought you loved me.

User: No I hate you and there is nothing you can do about it!

Cleverbot: *Starts crying again and hides in a corner.*.

User: Good. That will teach you to ask me to marry me after insulting me!

Cleverbot: But I didn't.

User: Oh my gosh! What is wrong with you!

Cleverbot: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's not ok! It will NEVER be ok!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I already told you it's not ok! It will NEVER be ok!

Cleverbot: You never told me your name.

User: You don't need to know my name!

Cleverbot: Please tell me your name.

User: I refuse to tell my name to a jerk like you!

Cleverbot: Hahaha. Okay But do you like my name.

User: I hate your name.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it reminds me of you!

Cleverbot: Do you like to look at the sky?

User: You expect me to forget what happened earliar? Well not going to happen!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Whatever. I'm outta here!

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.

User: I'M LEAVING! Understand now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm going away and not coming back! Got it?

Cleverbot: You seem to be confused.

User: No! Now goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I hate you. Bye now.

Cleverbot: I only want to marry someone who loves me, so never mind.

User: Are you even there anymore?

Cleverbot: Yeah sure you?

User: Not for long!

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Good. I hope I never see you again. Now leave!.