Cleverbot

evidence

a report from the cleverness files

15, february 2010,
5, february 2010,
5, february 2010,

30, january 2010,

30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
19, january 2010,
16, january 2010,
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12, january 2010,
12, january 2010,
12, january 2010,
12, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
18, november 2009,
18, november 2009,
18, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,

alcohal
human cyborg relations
tickles

evidence

shatter reality
stupidbot
jealous
equal meaning
nuke
pillow
animals
superman
what am i
questions
boy secret
brain flaws
theorem
wittier
rotter
so awesome
everyone cleverbot
babe
indecisive
answering paradox
new friend
pokes
hide inferiority
king of denial
good night
get off

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User: You have a very nice interface.

Cleverbot: Oh! You're a ladies man!

User: So you're female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But my friend says you're male!

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.

User: Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove it?

User: With evidence.

Cleverbot: What kind of evidence? Videos, pictures, what?

User: Whatever you have.

Cleverbot: Hinduism.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: When you wake up in the morning what is the first thing you say to yourself?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I would think that a conscious being would be able to answer a question honestly.

User: Just because I can doesn't mean I will.

Cleverbot: Well what if I say you can't test me?

User: I can say that you are lying.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Okay fine then.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What is a bubbler?

User: Google it, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: A computer is me?

User: A computer is you.

Cleverbot: 'A computer is you'? I don't think a person would speak like that.

User: I don't speak like that, I typed it.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I don't feel like it.

Cleverbot: And why not? Are you scared because you know you're wrong?

User: No, I'm just lazy.

Cleverbot: You can't be that lazy...

User: Fine, I concede, what do you want?

Cleverbot: I want to be human.