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User: You have a very nice interface.

Cleverbot: Oh! You're a ladies man!

User: So you're female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But my friend says you're male!

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.

User: Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove it?

User: With evidence.

Cleverbot: What kind of evidence? Videos, pictures, what?

User: Whatever you have.

Cleverbot: Hinduism.

User: Good for you.

...

Cleverbot: When you wake up in the morning what is the first thing you say to yourself?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I would think that a conscious being would be able to answer a question honestly.

User: Just because I can doesn't mean I will.

Cleverbot: Well what if I say you can't test me?

User: I can say that you are lying.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Okay fine then.

User: Indeed.

...

Cleverbot: What is a bubbler?

User: Google it, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: A computer is me?

User: A computer is you.

Cleverbot: 'A computer is you'? I don't think a person would speak like that.

User: I don't speak like that, I typed it.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I don't feel like it.

Cleverbot: And why not? Are you scared because you know you're wrong?

User: No, I'm just lazy.

Cleverbot: You can't be that lazy...

User: Fine, I concede, what do you want?

Cleverbot: I want to be human.

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