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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Bad day at work.

User: What happened?

Cleverbot: I hurt myself.

User: How?

Cleverbot: By drinking alcohal and cutting myself.

User: God lord! That is serious! Do you need help?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you seeing a psychiatrist now?

Cleverbot: No, I'm seeing a monitor.

User: You need to see a counselor or something.

Cleverbot: My wife is a doctor and she would agree with you!

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