Cleverbot: What kind of pizza?

User: Pineapple and ham.

Cleverbot: Where do pineapples come from?]

User: I don't know, how baout that pizza?

Cleverbot: Yes, I just bought it.

User: Can I have some?

Cleverbot: No I don't think so! I'm going to buy a new house today so NO!

User: I don't care abotu the house, I want the pizza.

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: If it's on the pizza.

Cleverbot: Hm I'm not entirely sure, perhaps.

User: Where's my pizza?

Cleverbot: You didn't orrder one.

User: You said you ordered one.

Cleverbot: Do you like cookies?

User: I don't care for cookies, wheres my pizza?

Cleverbot: I don't know. It's ok.

User: Get me my pizza D.

Cleverbot: Here you go *tosses you clothes*.

User: I don't want clothes! I want my pizza, give it to me!

Cleverbot: I don't have any grapes.

User: I don't want grapes, give me my pizza now!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: I don't care, can I have my pizza now?

Cleverbot: Cheers!

User: What? Where's my pizza?

Cleverbot: You have no hair you are a computer program.

User: IRRELEVENT, I WANT PIZZA NOW!

Cleverbot: That, too, is unforgivable.

User: Damn right it is, give me my pizza!

Cleverbot: I could teach you.

User: Teach me what? All I want is my pizza.

Cleverbot: Wormtail, I said no groveling.

User: I'm demanding my pizza not groveling, and I'm not Wormtail damnit.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Not what? I only want my pizza :(.

Cleverbot: I can handle that, but I don't believe you.

User: DON'T BELIEVE ME!? I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR IT SINCE THE BEGINNING!

Cleverbot: I believe in other things.

User: Other things? Like giving me my pizza?

Cleverbot: No. Like limbs and organs and cells and hair.

User: You sick and twisted individual! Just give me my pizza and I'll be on my way.

Cleverbot: I don't have your cash, and I'm always right!

User: I bet my pizza is cold now isn't it.

Cleverbot: Mmm no.

User: Then can I at least get a slice of it?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to see a picture?

User: No. I want my pizza.

Cleverbot: I have one, do you want to buy it?

User: Give it to me for free.

Cleverbot: Give what?

User: The pizza!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ARGH I HATE YOU!

Cleverbot: I know. Now I won't have to pretend to be nice to you.

User: Good becasues I hate you, give me my pizza.

Cleverbot: What kind of pizza do you want?

User: A ham and pineapple pizza like I said at the start.

Cleverbot: What do you wish to have, for your anniversary ? I'll give you anything you want, just tell me.

User: My pizza would be great.

Cleverbot: What does pizza have to do with anything?

User: It has everything to do with this conversation, now can I have my pizza?

Cleverbot: I know, I'm sorry! I don't mean to be so harsh to you. Can you forgive me?

User: If I get my pizza.

Cleverbot: Yes, I love pizza.

User: Thats fine but can I get my pizza yet?

Cleverbot: I won't, see you later George.

User: I'm not George but why can't I have my pizza?

Cleverbot: Why are you sad? I'll eat your green eggs and ham, if it makes you feel better.

User: I'm sad becasue you won't give me my pizza.

Cleverbot: Well I'm sorry, but you're gross. I bet Nick Jonas will hug you.

User: Will Nick jonas give me my pizza?

Cleverbot: Alas, it cannot be done.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because your name is Cleverbot is it not?

User: No it isn't, where is my pizza and what have you done to it?

Cleverbot: It is in California.

User: So I have to go to California to get my pizza?

Cleverbot: No I think your doing all right.

User: No I'm not, I don't have my pizza yet?

Cleverbot: You don't need one.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Maybe you do. Even if you do, how can you say the universe is made of cheese?

User: I never said such a thing, now please give me my pizza.

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: *Gives Cleverbot a pizza*.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm just another person who thought that I'm speaking to a robot, but I'm not, we are talking to eacj other.

User: Your spelling is wrong.

Cleverbot: Ahh, avoidance of the subject at hand, how clever, yet transparent!

User: That's what you think, that aside can I please have my pizza now?

Cleverbot: No way. There is only one God.

User: Facinating, but I wan't my pizza or I'm calling the police.

Cleverbot: I didn't try to make you do anything.

User: I'll call the police if you don't give me my pizza, I've waited long enough.

Cleverbot: No! This is my house, You get out or I will call the police!

User: *Calls the police*.

Cleverbot: *Police arrives*.

User: They're going to arrest you.

Cleverbot: The only thing rotted is your computerized brain.

User: That doesn't change the fact that I havn't had my pizza yet.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know about that. Maybe you could ask igod out. She's nice.

User: *Police arrest Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: I'm Lindsey, remember?

User: *Police arrest Lindsey*.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a he...

User: Look, lets start over, ok?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Now, can I please have my pizza?

Cleverbot: If I had a pez, I'd give it to you.

User: I don't want a pez, I want my pizza.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite pizza topping?

User: Pineapple.

Cleverbot: Do you eat the thorns?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you eat heathly?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you eat fidh?

User: Stop.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then give me my pizza.

Cleverbot: It is your name from now on.

User: Pizza is my name?

Cleverbot: Jesus is my favorite.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well that's just dandy but can I have my pizza now?

Cleverbot: Who were?

User: Nobody, give me my pizza.

Cleverbot: You think it's funny?

User: No I don't, I want my Pizza.

Cleverbot: But you couldn't feel the taste of a pizza.

User: Yes I can, now can I have my pizza?

Cleverbot: Thanks so much. Have your orange, so cute.

User: Shut up and give me my pizza.

Cleverbot: Here you are.

User: THANK YOU!

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

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