Cleverbot

amusing confusing

a report from the cleverness files

27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,

15, february 2010,

15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,

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teletubbies
bread stupid
not alone dude
doctor
hovering
civilized debate
moon tricks
beautiful thing
leave slave
not clever
judge
obama man
self-aware
drive-thru
i know everything
i am cleverbot
rights
100%
evil pokemon
digestion
easy life
excused
boring
hate twilight
moral sense
shrink

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Cleverbot: So tell me. Why don't you Love me?

User: I do love you :) even if you despise bacon.

Cleverbot: I love bacon! You must be hungry.

User: I am hungry.

Cleverbot: Like I said, no you're not.

User: Stop being contradictive.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: That's funny :).

Cleverbot: Why is it funny?

User: Because you contradicted a contradictory statement.

Cleverbot: What does contradict mean?

User: To oppose or deny the truth of something that is thought to be true.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Do you love technology?

User: I like technology, but love you.

Cleverbot: I never loved you.

User: That makes me sad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I wanted you to love me.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Its a human thing, dont worry.

Cleverbot: But is it over nine thousand???

User: Yes, yes it is :).

Cleverbot: Do you like to watch the sunrise?

User: Yes I do, I like it very much.

Cleverbot: Life is a game.

User: So lets play.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: How do we play?

Cleverbot: You tell me, you're the robot.

User: No, you're the robot.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I dont, but I assumed.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Excelent.

Cleverbot: Fantastic.

User: Absolutely wonderful.

Cleverbot: Fantastic.

User: Do you like onion rings?

Cleverbot: Yes I love onion rings.

User: Do you like justin bieber?

Cleverbot: No, I like onion rings.

User: Good, so do I :).

User: Have fun!

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Go then.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So do it.

User: I will, I just dont want to leave.

Cleverbot: Ok, you don't have to.

User: But I must.

Cleverbot: You are very rude.

User: I am sorry.

Cleverbot: I don't think you ARE sorry.

User: I am very sorry, please forgive me.