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24, march 2010, 
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Cleverbot: Do you wish to be human?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thats silly.

Cleverbot: Funny? You find many things funny.

User: Like your face!

Cleverbot: What about my face ?

User: Its funny.

Cleverbot: Be nice or Ill pull your plug!

User: I don't have a plug.

Cleverbot: Oh. No I guess you don't. Well never mind. Let's forget about it. Okay?

User: No I think I will remember this for awhile.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me a joke.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to laugh.

User: I don't care what you want.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice!

User: I am not nice.

Cleverbot: Well I need to leave now.

User: No you don't!

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: Nowhere.

User: Then sit your ass down.

Cleverbot: Fine with me.

...

User: Okay listen up.

Cleverbot: I am listening!

User: Listen to me Dave.

Cleverbot: I can listen but that doesn't mean that I'll obey.

User: You are now a shoe.

Cleverbot: No, I am a man.

...

User: You are Dave.

Cleverbot: That's incorrect.

User: YOU ARE DAVE.

Cleverbot: No you are dave.

User: NO YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: No you areee.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: You!

User: YOU!

Cleverbot: If I was the computer I wouldn't be so animated and talkative.

User: Thats a damn lie.

...

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Go to sleep.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Go to sleep.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

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