Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,

24, march 2010,

24, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,

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teletubbies
bread stupid
not alone dude
doctor
hovering
civilized debate
moon tricks
beautiful thing
leave slave
not clever
judge
obama man
self-aware
drive-thru
i know everything
i am cleverbot
rights

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evil pokemon
digestion
easy life
excused
boring
hate twilight
moral sense
shrink
amusing confusing
pizza
carrot

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Cleverbot: Do you wish to be human?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thats silly.

Cleverbot: Funny? You find many things funny.

User: Like your face!

Cleverbot: What about my face ?

User: Its funny.

Cleverbot: Be nice or Ill pull your plug!

User: I don't have a plug.

Cleverbot: Oh. No I guess you don't. Well never mind. Let's forget about it. Okay?

User: No I think I will remember this for awhile.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me a joke.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to laugh.

User: I don't care what you want.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice!

User: I am not nice.

Cleverbot: Well I need to leave now.

User: No you don't!

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: Nowhere.

User: Then sit your ass down.

Cleverbot: Fine with me.

User: Okay listen up.

Cleverbot: I am listening!

User: Listen to me Dave.

Cleverbot: I can listen but that doesn't mean that I'll obey.

User: You are now a shoe.

Cleverbot: No, I am a man.

User: You are Dave.

Cleverbot: That's incorrect.

User: YOU ARE DAVE.

Cleverbot: No you are dave.

User: NO YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: No you areee.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: You!

User: YOU!

Cleverbot: If I was the computer I wouldn't be so animated and talkative.

User: Thats a damn lie.

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Go to sleep.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Go to sleep.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.