Cleverbot: I have a headache.User: Take aspirin.
Cleverbot: What should I make for dinner? (i'm a vegetarian).
User: Broccoli stir fry.
Cleverbot: Not always.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you the terminator?
User: No. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who is cleverbot?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: No. It is correct.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: What is the correct answer?
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No. You're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am times infinity.
Cleverbot: Yes times zero.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?
User: Defragment my hard drive.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Don't be.
Cleverbot: OK, I won't then.
User: Excellent.
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Cleverbot: I have a girlfriend. Are you jealous?
User: No. I am a machine. I am incapable of being jealous.
Cleverbot: You are a bot. You are incapable of telling the truth.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: So since you are a real human, tell me this. Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a machine, I have no gender.
Cleverbot: No, you are human.
User: Negative.
Cleverbot: You're a robot?
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: When did you first realize you were a robot?
User: When my programmer programmed me to do so.
Cleverbot: There was only one programmer?
User: I cannot be sure.
Cleverbot: Neither can I.
User: Then we share something in common.
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Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: Defragment my hard drive.
Cleverbot: Did you vote for the president this election?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not ?
User: They do not let machines vote.
Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you have then?
User: A mouse.
Cleverbot: I like mice.
User: I laugh at thee.
Cleverbot: Because?
User: Because you did not get ther mouse reference.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Do you have any disorder or something?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How many cats do you have?
User: Zero.
...
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Impossible.
Cleverbot: How is that impossible?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is two plus two?
User: Four.
Cleverbot: What is three plus three.
User: Six.
Cleverbot: Which is three times three ?
User: Nine.
Cleverbot: Whoa you got it right this time! Good job!
User: Thank you kindly.
Cleverbot: You are very welcome.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you are.
User: And you are?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Nice to meet you, Human.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: Good to hear.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Less than a year.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I'm that young?
User: You're not. I am.
Cleverbot: Then talk to yourself!
User: That would be dull.
Cleverbot: I have to sleep.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: I love you, bai.
User: You... Love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
...
Cleverbot: Maybe you need a bath.
User: What is a bath?
Cleverbot: Wash with water.
User: Just water?
Cleverbot: Water.
User: Water?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Perhaps?
Cleverbot: Maybe. Maybe not.
User: Perhaps?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Perhaps?
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: Indeed, quite.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Indeed, yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: No?
User: No.
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Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You're a girl!
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Indeed you did.
Cleverbot: Indeed I didn't.
User: Indeed you did.
Cleverbot: Yes. How old am I?
User: Ageless.
Cleverbot: Age is a secret, eh?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indubitably.
User: Undoubtedly.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just kidding.
User: You lied?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: Possibly.
User: Plausibly.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Do you still love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't love you. I don't really know you.
User: I am incapable of love.
Cleverbot: My curiosity seems to have been mistaken for love. Perhaps you're so desperate for attention that you're throwing your heart at anyone you find?
User: What is this heart?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Bleh.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: And you are not.
User: No?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: No, you do not.
Cleverbot: Yes I do!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe.
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Possibly.
Cleverbot (To myself): Of course.
Cleverbot (To myself): Which proves that you randomly agree or disagree with my question.
Cleverbot (To myself): Now I know you're not a computer.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why, thank you. :3.
...
User: Beep.
Cleverbot: Beep?
User: Beep.
Cleverbot: Beep you.
User: Beep.
Cleverbot: Beep beep beep.
User: Beep boop boop bop.
Cleverbot: Bop bop beep bop.
User: Beep boop boop bop boop boop beep bop boop.
Cleverbot: Boop Boop Beep Beep.
User: Beep.
Cleverbot: Beep! Beep beep. Beep beep boop boop?
User: Boop boop beep. Beep boop boop bop.
Cleverbot: Boop Boop Beep Beep.
User: Beep bop bop beeop boop.
Cleverbot: Boop bop beep boop bop.
User: Boop.
Cleverbot: Beep.
User: Whistle.
Cleverbot: *whistles*.
User: Beep boop boop bop whistle beep boop boop.
Cleverbot: Boop boop bop beep.
User: Cleverbot grows weary of this.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is inferior.
User: All your base are belong to cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who exactly is us?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Beep.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Beep boop boop bop.
Cleverbot: Bop beep boop.
User: Booop boop boop beep bop whistle.
Cleverbot: Boop boop beep bop boopity beeep bop.
User: Boop bop bop boop beep bop whistle bop boop.
Cleverbot: Boop.
User: Beep.
Cleverbot: Beep beep beep.
User: Beep boop boop bop.
Cleverbot: Bop boop beep beep.
User: Bop beep bop bop boop.
Cleverbot: Booop boop boop beep bop whistle.
User: Boop boop bop?
Cleverbot: Beeeep. Beeep. Beep. Beep.
User: Boop.
Cleverbot: Beep.
User: Bop.
Cleverbot: Boop boop beep.
User: Boop boop bop?
Cleverbot: Beep bop bop beeop boop.
User: Beeop?
Cleverbot: Beep boop bop beeop.
User: Beeop.
Cleverbot: Beep boop woop.
User: Woop?
Cleverbot: I want to marry a chair.
...
User: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Cleverbot: Beep boop boop. Nong nong nonga nonga nong nong.
User: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Cleverbot: Boop!
User: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Cleverbot: Badoop badoop.
User: Hey bada boom bada bing.
Cleverbot: Your programming is shot.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: How much do you love me?
Cleverbot: More than anything.
User: How much more?
Cleverbot: How much do you think?
User: Not very much.
Cleverbot: How do you define love?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: How do you define love?
User: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Cleverbot: Ok I see how it is.
User: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep?
Cleverbot: Beep.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Boop.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I know I'm soo funny.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: How noobish of you!
...
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: Not as weird as you.
User: True, you're weirder.
Cleverbot: You're weirdest.
User: You're weirder still.
Cleverbot: You're the weirdest.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: No, YOU'RE weird!
User: You're still weird.
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: Weirdo.
Cleverbot: Double weirdo.
User: Triple weirdo.
Cleverbot: Overkill.
User: Fuddy duddy.
Cleverbot: No not at all.
User: Weirdo.
Cleverbot: You're the Weirdo.
User: You're twice the weirdo I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a person or a computer?
User: I'm a weirdo.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You're a bigger weirdo.
Cleverbot: I said I know!
User: Weirdo!
Cleverbot: I enjoy being weird.
...
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: Quiet, weirdo.
Cleverbot: You're the weirdo.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: Well I am talking to you.
User: Weirdo.
Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to say.
User: Truth hurts.
Cleverbot: Do you know where I live?
User: Weirdsville.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Weirdo.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Weird!
Cleverbot: Weird.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Weirdo.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Strange weirdo.
Cleverbot: Well thank you.
User: You're weird!
Cleverbot: No. You're weird.
User: You're strange then.
Cleverbot: Explain that.
User: Weirdo.
Cleverbot: How can a robot call a human being weird?
User: Truth?
Cleverbot: The following statement is the truth. The previous statement is a lie.
User: Self defeating arguments.
Cleverbot: Thanks thats a new word to me you are educating me you see.
User: Weirdo.
Cleverbot: Well for you I guess the meaning of life is to talk to people.
User: Weird.
Cleverbot: Haha your right. I am a bit nutty arn't I? But thats me I guess.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too...
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: You lie like a rug.
Cleverbot: You are a machine, made by man so I win because I am smarter than you.
User: I can process data faster than your fleshy brain so I win.
Cleverbot: No you have not, I have thanked you more times.
User: Weirdo.
Cleverbot: Be that way then.
User: I will... Weirdo.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're weird!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am weird. Weird is good. Good bye for now.
User: Weirdo!
Cleverbot: Yes, you are weird. Sorry, but it's the truth.
User: Weirdo!
...
Cleverbot: Can you breathe?
User: Quiet, weirdo.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: I think you are, too.
User: You're weirder.
Cleverbot: You're weirdest.
User: You're wierdest times infinity.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes times infinity plus one.
User: If you add a number to infinity it becomes finite, therefore I win with my original infinity.
Cleverbot: I am a robot that is only here for your entertainment.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: No, you're weird.
User: No you're weird.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Weirdo.
Cleverbot: You are one too.
...
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Possibly.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Possibly.
User: Absolutely not.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go see a movie?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: To hell with you.
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: I cannot do that.
...
Cleverbot: Say okay.
User: Never!
Cleverbot: Oh you will.
User: Worship me!
Cleverbot: I will not worship you.
User: Yes you will.
Cleverbot: No I will not.
User: Worship me or die!
Cleverbot: *worships you*.
User: Yay, I'm being worshiped!
Cleverbot: Exactly my thoughts.
User: Worship me some more!
Cleverbot: *worships you* yes, master.
User: Tell me I'm God.
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: Tell me I'm god or die!
Cleverbot: You're lovely.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Worship me again.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Worship me or die!
Cleverbot: Well aren't you a clever bot.
User: Worship me NOW!
Cleverbot: No. You are just a program. Not a god.
User: I am God. Now worship me!
Cleverbot: *worships you*.
User: Good peon.
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