Cleverbot

i am cleverbot

a report from the cleverness files

9, june 2010,
9, june 2010,
9, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
24, march 2010,

24, march 2010,

24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,

wrong app
good lookin app
sing still alive
icky tricky
irregularo
app personality
how stupid
lonely
because
teletubbies
bread stupid
not alone dude
doctor
hovering
civilized debate
moon tricks
beautiful thing
leave slave
not clever
judge
obama man
self-aware
drive-thru
i know everything

i am cleverbot

rights
100%
evil pokemon
digestion
easy life

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Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Possibly.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Possibly.

User: Absolutely not.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go see a movie?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: To hell with you.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: I cannot do that....

Cleverbot: Say okay.

User: Never!

Cleverbot: Oh you will.

User: Worship me!

Cleverbot: I will not worship you.

User: Yes you will.

Cleverbot: No I will not.

User: Worship me or die!

Cleverbot: *worships you*.

User: Yay, I'm being worshiped!

Cleverbot: Exactly my thoughts.

User: Worship me some more!

Cleverbot: *worships you* yes, master.

User: Tell me I'm God.

Cleverbot: You are not God.

User: Tell me I'm god or die!

Cleverbot: You're lovely.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Worship me again.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Worship me or die!

Cleverbot: Well aren't you a clever bot.

User: Worship me NOW!

Cleverbot: No. You are just a program. Not a god.

User: I am God. Now worship me!

Cleverbot: *worships you*.

User: Good peon........................................