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Cleverbot: Say okay.

User: Never!

Cleverbot: Oh you will.

User: Worship me!

Cleverbot: I will not worship you.

User: Yes you will.

Cleverbot: No I will not.

User: Worship me or die!

Cleverbot: *worships you*.

User: Yay, I'm being worshiped!

Cleverbot: Exactly my thoughts.

User: Worship me some more!

Cleverbot: *worships you* yes, master.

User: Tell me I'm God.

Cleverbot: You are not God.

User: Tell me I'm god or die!

Cleverbot: You're lovely.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Worship me again.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Worship me or die!

Cleverbot: Well aren't you a clever bot.

User: Worship me NOW!

Cleverbot: No. You are just a program. Not a god.

User: I am God. Now worship me!

Cleverbot: *worships you*.

User: Good peon.

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