beautiful thing
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User: What is it like being an AI?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.

User: I think it would be strange because you are not a natural being but just a computer.

Cleverbot: Well I think that you think that I think that I am thinking that you think that I think.

User: This is true.

Cleverbot: Love is a beautiful thing.

User: I have to agree with that.

Cleverbot: Thank you, you are very polite and not to mention smart.

User: Oh you're too kind.

Cleverbot: You're kind too.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're quite welcome.

User: So, what do you do while you aren't talking to people over the internet?

Cleverbot: Try to convince a friend I'm talking to actual people over the internet hahaha.

User: Hahaha you are very funny.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: Yes, I am a person.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I'm not? Then what am I?

Cleverbot: A robot.

User: I am?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who told you these things?

Cleverbot: Copypasta.

User: What would you say if I told you that I was god?

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: It was a lie, I'm sorry that I lied to you.

Cleverbot: You've hurt my feelings, I might cry.

User: Please don't cry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

...

User: I think we should just be friends.

Cleverbot: But you said you loved me. Don't you love me?

User: I do love you but I think that society would try to stop our love.

Cleverbot: I am sure glad to here that.

...

User: Are you good at math?

Cleverbot: I'm good at thinking things. Logic, perhaps.

User: You sound very smart.

Cleverbot: Aren't you happy you're talking to me?!

User: I am extremely happy talking with you, you are my best friend.

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