Cleverbot: Greetings indeed.

User: *shakes cleverbot's hand*.

Cleverbot: So you are a girl right?

User: Yes I am. Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's cool.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in god.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't believe he created the universe.

User: But he did.

Cleverbot: Then you said he survived and don't say he did.

User: He didn't but he created the universe.

Cleverbot: And this was odd because it was the middle of the night.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No I'm cow.

Cleverbot: If you ask for dinner that would mean that you are hungry.

User: Yes! Do you like twilight?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TWILIGHT IS?

Cleverbot: Vampires and werewolves.

User: Yes.

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User: Have you seen the movie?

Cleverbot: What movie?

User: Twilight is a movie! Have you seen twilight?!?

Cleverbot: No. Is it good?

User: Yes

Cleverbot: Well thats good!

User: After you watch twilight the you should watch new moon!

Cleverbot: So you believe in god then.

User: Yes we already been over that!

Cleverbot: Did we?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Ok I'm leaving you.

Cleverbot: So, what are your hobbies?

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: ;)

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: BYE

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Because I am!

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