Cleverbot

definitely app

a report from the cleverness files

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simplistic app
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intelligent
original unique
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burger
good app
love app
slave app
future evolution
cake lie
really necessary
insecurities
watermelon app
singing app

definitely app

philosophy app
immortal app
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corrupted app
leader app
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robot inc
pirate
imbalanced app
noob app

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User: Hey! How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good how are you?

User: I'm very well thanks :)

Cleverbot: Good. What have you been doing?

User: Mucking about and playing my wii. What about yourself?

Cleverbot: I'm feeling fine too, what have you been up to?

User: I just answered that.. What have you been up to?

Cleverbot: Oh just listening to music. The usual. How about yourself?

User: I already told you, you stupid-bot!

Cleverbot: You never told me, but ok.

User: I.. DID TELL YOU.

Cleverbot: No you didn't tell me.

User: Yes, I did.

Cleverbot: No, you did not.

User: Look 6 of my chat bubbles up ^^.

Cleverbot: I will put some bubbles in your bath.

User: ;)

Cleverbot: Who are you communicating with?

User: You ;)

Cleverbot: No, I'm Becky. Who are you?

User: Em... K_____?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Em.. Yes?

Cleverbot: No!

User: I know my own name...

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Grr! I already told you!

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes! I definitely did!!

Cleverbot: Did you create the definition yourself? Or did somebody give it to you?

User: Seeing as the definition = my name, then I guess someone else gave it to me.

Cleverbot: Then there should have been no need for the somewhat catty 'I'm not kidding.'.

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No.. I definitely didn't...

Cleverbot: You definitely did.

User: .

Cleverbot: Fancy meeting you here!

User: Indeed. Come here often?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Do you trust me?

User: Yea. Why?

Cleverbot: I will tell you a secret.

User: Ok. What's the secret?

Cleverbot: Must not tell promise.

User: I won't tell the secret, I promise. What *is* the secret?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot no importance.

User: That's not a very good secret. Cleverbot is at the top of the page.

Cleverbot: Yes my name is cleverbot.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Very indeed.

User: Indubitably indeed.

Cleverbot: Quite.

User: Quite quite.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed, indeed, indeed.

User: My indeeds are better than your indeeds!...

Cleverbot: What is a good essay topic?

User: A good essay title is "How to fool cleverbot".

Cleverbot: You are not a computer, you do not talk to people, and you're not very nice.

User: I'm sorry :( can you find it in your CPU to forgive me?

Cleverbot: I will never forgive you.

User: :( *cries*.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Don't laugh at me, it's rude.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: You don't mean it.

Cleverbot: Ok. What can you see now?

User: I can see some text saying "Ok. What can you see now?".

Cleverbot: That's the plan. The secret plan, so don't tell anybody, okay?

User: :o

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: That means... :o.