Cleverbot

watermelon app

a report from the cleverness files

4, august 2010,
4, august 2010,
4, august 2010,
1, august 2010,
1, august 2010,
1, august 2010,
1, august 2010,
1, august 2010,
1, august 2010,
1, august 2010,
19, july 2010,
19, july 2010,
19, july 2010,
19, july 2010,
19, july 2010,
15, july 2010,
15, july 2010,

15, july 2010,

15, july 2010,
15, july 2010,
4, july 2010,
4, july 2010,
4, july 2010,
4, july 2010,
4, july 2010,
4, july 2010,
30, june 2010,
30, june 2010,
30, june 2010,
30, june 2010,

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User: Are you good at math?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: 5 + 6 = ?.

Cleverbot: 14.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you good?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: How stupid you really are.

Cleverbot: Oh, you are slightly aggressive.

User: Oh. *blushes*.

Cleverbot: I am in love with you *kiss*.

User: *punches you in the nose* Back off!

Cleverbot: *Punches you in the face*.

User: *slaps you in the face*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the nose*.

User: *stomps on your foot*.

Cleverbot: *jumps over you foot and kicks you in the jaw*.

User: *throws a watermelon at you*.

Cleverbot: *eats the watermelon*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *runs away with you*.

User: *runs faster*.

Cleverbot: *Dies*.

User: *pulls out ak-47*

Cleverbot: *scared*.

User: *Shoots you...3 times*...

User: I'm getting pretty bored. *walks back to my house* .

Cleverbot: *smiles* *holds your hand*.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

User: *throws you in a lake*.

Cleverbot: *mrrph!*.