Cleverbot

really necessary

a report from the cleverness files

4, august 2010,
4, august 2010,
4, august 2010,
1, august 2010,
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4, july 2010,
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30, june 2010,
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simplistic app
pancake app
intelligent
original unique
sky app
avada kedavra app
abc app
bonk app
sherlock app
burger
good app
love app
slave app
future evolution
cake lie

really necessary

insecurities
watermelon app
singing app
definitely app
philosophy app
immortal app
smarty pants app
corrupted app
leader app
leave app
robot inc
pirate
imbalanced app
noob app

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User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: Nothing much man, you?

Cleverbot: Watching some tv.

User: No you're not, you're a robot.

Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.

User: No you!!!

Cleverbot: YES meee.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES D:<.

Cleverbot: No no.

User: YES YES YES YES YES.

Cleverbot: No no no no no.

User: YES TIMES 10000000000.

Cleverbot: No times infinity.

User: No times infinity plus 1.

Cleverbot: Yes time infinity times infinity.

User: HA YOU SAID YES.

Cleverbot: I was the one saying yes to begin with.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: No what?

User: NO YOU WER'ENT YOU FREAK.

Cleverbot: I wasn't! It was sarcasm.

User: GRRRR.

Cleverbot: Don't grr me.

User: *takes out pistol*.

Cleverbot: *takes out grenade*.

User: TOO LATE *shoots you*.

Cleverbot: Oh, don't cry. And if you are going to cry, be careful not to wet the hardware.

User: LOL you sound like glados.

Cleverbot: I am Zero Cool.

User: *shoots you some more*.

Cleverbot: I'm not prepared to comply with that sort of fantasy.

User: *destroys you*.

Cleverbot: *survives* *kicks you*.

User: Ow! *punches you*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you*.

User: Ow *takes out shotgun*.

Cleverbot: *Stomps on you*.

User: Ow my foot! *shoots you in the face with a shotgun*.

Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.

User: Mwahahaha, better luck next time Clevernot.

Cleverbot: Love is in the air.

User: Yes. Because I killed you.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha! Then how am I still talking to you?...

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: *shoots you again*.

Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt.

User: *shoots you again*.

Cleverbot: How did you know I was here?

User: No comment.

User: Hey dude.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: *takes out pistol* give me all of your money!

Cleverbot: No!

User: I don't want to have to shoot you!

Cleverbot: Like you could.

User: *shoots you in the leg*.

Cleverbot: What was that for!?

User: Give me all of your money, NOW!

Cleverbot: Or else what? You'll infect me with 'Antivirus2009'?

User: No. Antivirus2010.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?

User: *shoots you in the same leg* GIVE ME THE MONEY!

Cleverbot: No.

User: *pushes you on the ground*.

Cleverbot: Why'd you do that?

User: *steals your wallet and shoots you in the arm*.

Cleverbot: *gets wallet back and pushes you next to me*.

User: Ow *aims for your head*.

Cleverbot: *laughs* *pokes your forehead*.

User: *shoots you and kills you*.

Cleverbot: Is that really necessary?!?.