User: Squirtle!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Squirtle!

Cleverbot: Do you like those?

User: Yes. Nomnomnom.

Cleverbot: I see. I think you are incorrect.

User: Every theory presented as a scientific concept is just that; it's a theory that tries to explain more about the world than previous theories have done. It is open to being challenged and to being proven incorrect.

Cleverbot: Well I don't think you know the truth either.

User: There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.

Cleverbot: There is no such thing as the truth. It's just that some things are less untrue than others.

User: Anybody can decide a question if only a single principle is in controversy.

Cleverbot: Do you have any friends? You aren't very nice.

User: Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.

Cleverbot: Good. I will have coffee, Would you please?

User: A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.

Cleverbot: Indeed. Mankind has two types of people. People who have boys for friends and people who have girls for friends. This is due to two different types of hormones.

User: All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.

Cleverbot: There are 3 types of accountants, those who can count and those who can't.

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