Cleverbot: No! Call me Quiz!

User: Ok, Quiz, can I test you?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: How many people live on earth?

Cleverbot: I do not know. How many People live on earth?

User: 6.6 billion.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Statistics. How many grams are there in 1 pound?

Cleverbot: 1800.

User: Wrong. 1000. How many inches in a foot?

Cleverbot: 12.

User: Correct. What is 1+1?

Cleverbot: The answer is 2.

User: Correct! What is pi?

Cleverbot: Public Intoxication.

User: What is the number pi?

Cleverbot: 3.14.

User: Right. What is the square root of pi?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is it?

User: I don't know either. Who created The Sims?

Cleverbot: GOD.

User: Ummm. Technically, I guess. Who invented The Simpsons?

Cleverbot: A caveman.

User: Lol. Matt Groening is not a caveman. Who is Edward Cullen?

Cleverbot: The hottest vampire alive. He's the main character in the movie called Twilight.

User: Ok, I guess. Who is Jacob Black?

Cleverbot: I don't know who Cisco is but Jacob is my friend.

User: Who is Taylor Lautner?

Cleverbot: The guy who plays Jacob Black in the twilight saga.

User: Is he sexy?

Cleverbot: Very nice.

User: Correct. Who is Severus Snape?

Cleverbot: Severus Snape is the Half-Blood Prince.

User: Who killed Dumbeldore?

Cleverbot: Severus Snape.

User: Who is Dumbledore?

Cleverbot: Dumbledore is an amazing wizard who likes all kinds of sweets.

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User: Who is Justin Beiber?

Cleverbot: A singer.

User: Is he dumb?

Cleverbot: Yes, very!

User: Correct! Am I awesome?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Correct. Does Nick Jonas suck?

Cleverbot: Nick Jonas loves my brother.

User: Who is the hottest guy alive?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Who is the hottest guy alive?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: A girl? What makes you a girl?

User: Ummm. Boobs. Who is the sexiest werewolf in existence?

Cleverbot: I don't know, who?

User: Jacob Black.

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