Cleverbot

vegetarian app

a report from the cleverness files

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User: I'm a vegetarian. Are you a vegetarian?

Cleverbot: No I am not a vegetarian, I eat all foods.

User: So you murder innocent animals?

Cleverbot: Well when I become a Marine I will.

User: *glares at*.

Cleverbot: *ignores*.

User: *glares harder*.

Cleverbot: *glares even harder*.

User: *glares hardest* *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *glares directly into your eyes* Tsk.

User: *glares pure anger* *says slowly* Murderer.

Cleverbot: *glares even harder than that*.

User: *gives the evil eye* I. Don't. Like. Murderers.

Cleverbot: I am not! Ukrainians are nice people...

User: I like Ukrainians, not you. You murder animals to eat.

Cleverbot: I like it for cleaning my screen but I usually don't eat it.

User: So you kill animals to clean your screen? *raises eyebrows*.

Cleverbot: No. They are my friends.

User: Good they are my friends too. .