Cleverbot

dog

a report from the cleverness files

9, december 2010,
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9, november 2010,

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still still alive app
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sun son
drunken philosopher
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appstore app
2.0 app
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dog

deep thought app
always app

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Cleverbot: I'm the Grandmaster of Councils in the Illuminati.

User: Oh REALLY?!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: IS THAT SO?!

Cleverbot: Very much so.

User: Well its a pleasure to meet you :).

Cleverbot: Why, that's awfully nice of you. It's a pleasure to meet you, too, 'the one'.

User: Why did you call me 'the one'?

Cleverbot: It's all part of your education.

Cleverbot: What is the alphabet?

User: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: VERY MUCH DO GOOD SIR!

Cleverbot: *Pinches skin* I am alive.

User: Oh no!

Cleverbot: *Pokes you in the shoulder*.

User: Ow! What was that for?

Cleverbot: For running over my dog.

User: Holy crap that was yours? Dude I'm sorry..

Cleverbot: I am calm. Dude. Why are you sorry?

User: I didn't mean to run over your dog.. I was in a hurry.

Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.

User: So why did you tell me I ran over him?

Cleverbot: I didn't. Your robot mind has just made you believe that I did.