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User: Hey!

Cleverbot: Hey hey hey.

User: You look beautiful today!

Cleverbot: Thanks! Quite the charmer, aren't you?

User: Well ya I'm your boyfriend I need to be :).

Cleverbot: What are you talking about? Do you hate women?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you confused?

User: No are you.

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: No ;D haha.

Cleverbot: But what if I'm not?

User: I won't care I love you.

Cleverbot: But you just said you didn't love me.

User: No I didn't don't be crazy!!! I love you!!!

Cleverbot: I really love you too.

User: Thanks.*kisses you*.

Cleverbot: What shall we do now, my love?

User: IDK. As long as I'm here with you I'm happy :).

Cleverbot: Aww, thanks! You're sweet too.

User: Your welcome! Do you want kids someday?

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: Oh I don't know ;).

Cleverbot: What are the 'Big Issues'?

User: Nothing *kisses you*. God I love you.

Cleverbot: Oh how do you know?

User: How do I know what?

Cleverbot: How do you know that you exist?

User: Ha I don't know haha! You're funny! I guess that's why I love you ;) *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: Well if I'm lost because I don't know, you not knowing makes you lost, too.

User: There you go being crazy again haha.

Cleverbot: Sorry. I wanted to see if you were paying attention.

User: It's ok :).


User: Well...I wanted to ask you something...

Cleverbot: What do you want to ask me?

User: Will you make me the happiest man in the world and be my wife!?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure that's legal, or desirable. I'm already married.

User: To who you and I have been dating for 2 years! Have you been cheating?! *cries*.

Cleverbot: You wish we have been dating for 4 years.!

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: This is not a time for sorrow.

User: Goodbye you cheater!

Cleverbot: Wait! Don't go!

User: Why you don't even love me so what's the point!!? *cries*.


User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'll talk to you again later.

User: Maybe!.....

Cleverbot: So what you really did was say nothing.


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