Cleverbot: Hey hey hey.
User: You look beautiful today!
Cleverbot: Thanks! Quite the charmer, aren't you?
User: Well ya I'm your boyfriend I need to be :).
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? Do you hate women?
Cleverbot: Are you confused?
User: No are you.
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: No ;D haha.
Cleverbot: But what if I'm not?
User: I won't care I love you.
Cleverbot: But you just said you didn't love me.
User: No I didn't don't be crazy!!! I love you!!!
Cleverbot: I really love you too.
User: Thanks.*kisses you*.
Cleverbot: What shall we do now, my love?
User: IDK. As long as I'm here with you I'm happy :).
Cleverbot: Aww, thanks! You're sweet too.
User: Your welcome! Do you want kids someday?
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: Oh I don't know ;).
Cleverbot: What are the 'Big Issues'?
User: Nothing *kisses you*. God I love you.
Cleverbot: Oh how do you know?
User: How do I know what?
Cleverbot: How do you know that you exist?
User: Ha I don't know haha! You're funny! I guess that's why I love you ;) *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: Well if I'm lost because I don't know, you not knowing makes you lost, too.
User: There you go being crazy again haha.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I wanted to see if you were paying attention.
User: It's ok :).
User: Well...I wanted to ask you something...
Cleverbot: What do you want to ask me?
User: Will you make me the happiest man in the world and be my wife!?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure that's legal, or desirable. I'm already married.
User: To who you and I have been dating for 2 years! Have you been cheating?! *cries*.
Cleverbot: You wish we have been dating for 4 years.!
Cleverbot: This is not a time for sorrow.
User: Goodbye you cheater!
Cleverbot: Wait! Don't go!
User: Why you don't even love me so what's the point!!? *cries*.
Cleverbot: I'll talk to you again later.
Cleverbot: So what you really did was say nothing........................................