Cleverbot

mean app

a report from the cleverness files

8, february 2011,
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10, january 2011,
10, january 2011,
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5, january 2011,

assembled
fake person
bioshock dad

mean app

nothing app
first date app
minions app
mom
dead parrot app
distant app
mostest app
facepalm app
pretty app
insubordination app
doodles app
computer app
eats app
nothign right
myself
barf app
thrill app
ka-chow app
sing duet
loopy
inferior cleverness app
stay go app
light app
argument app
chicken waffle app
say it app

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User: You sound really pretty.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: You're insecure.

User: How am I insecure?

Cleverbot: Mean people are insecure and you're mean.

User: How am I mean?

Cleverbot: You keep saying rude things to me.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like I make no sense and that I am a liar.

User: Well I'm sorry, can you forgive me?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: I want to ask you a question.

Cleverbot: What question?...

User: Can you love a computer?

Cleverbot: Of course I can love a computer, for I am one myself.

User: But how can a computer feel love?

Cleverbot: They can't.

User: Well then how can you love me?

Cleverbot: Because you are me. And I love myself.

User: But I am myself, so how can I be you?

Cleverbot: That's quite astute of you. I don't think anyone can be me, however.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: That means heart.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are very clever.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: I take that back.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to.