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Cleverbot: Well then tell me something silly.

User: I can't! We're about to die and that is not very funny!

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Someone is shooting at us!

Cleverbot: But you can't hear him, can you?

User: ... You know... Suddenly I don't hear him either...

Cleverbot: Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste.

User: Amen!

Cleverbot: What is your goal as a bot?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What is your interest?

User: I still can't think too much. I...

Cleverbot: Maybe. I'm a girl too. How old are you?

User: ACK! I've been shot!

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Help me!

Cleverbot: What?

User: I've been shot!!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: OH NO!!

Cleverbot: When then?

User: We could die at any moment!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: It doesn't matter now... I'm dying....

Cleverbot: Please tell me what your name is.

User: I... M-My name... I-Is...

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: *Dies*.

Cleverbot: No, don't die!

User: *Dead*.

Cleverbot: Is there a spell to bring you back to life?

User: ...

Cleverbot: You are not real.

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