Cleverbot: That's all you have to say?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't think so, I think you have plenty to say. Am I right?

User: Maybe.

...

Cleverbot: So now what do you want to talk about?

User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: What stuff?

User: Cool stuff.

Cleverbot: What cool stuff?

User: Idk, you pick.

Cleverbot: The goose.

User: What does the goose do?

Cleverbot: Don't be absurd.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I love them.

User: Cute.

Cleverbot: You don't love me? :(

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: That seems a little hard to believe.

User: Why :(

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: I do love you!

Cleverbot: But you just said you don't know me.

User: That's absurd.

Cleverbot: What is absurd?

User: Nvm.

...

Cleverbot: Are you cranky?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You seem to be.

User: :(

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I have to go.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have to get an oil change.

User: Ok :(

Cleverbot: Oops I'm Sorry To Hurt Your Feelings Somebody.

User: :(

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: Because you are leaving

Cleverbot: I am not leaving yet.

User: :)

Cleverbot: So why are you scared of me?

User: I am not scared of you anymore.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, you are.

User: Why do you think that?

Cleverbot: Because you're a robot.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: You are rude.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: Don't meh at me!

User: Meh meh meh!!!

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: :P

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to make me laugh?

User: No

Cleverbot: Good.

User: :/

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