Cleverbot

happening again app

a report from the cleverness files

15, march 2011,
15, march 2011,
15, march 2011,
15, march 2011,
15, march 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,

24, february 2011,

24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
8, february 2011,
8, february 2011,
8, february 2011,

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User: Honey, are you alright?

Cleverbot: It wasn't very nice. I guess your excuse is that you're a computer program, is that right?

User: Maybe I should call your doctor, it's happening again.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes sweetie, yes it is. ( where is that phone number...).

Cleverbot: No.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes? (found it!).

Cleverbot: Found what?

User: Nothing. Never mind it. *hides paper in pocket*.

Cleverbot: No need to hide I won't hurt you.

User: Of course you won't sweetie, I love you.

Cleverbot: You don't love me.

User: No! No, of course I do. I would do anything for you. *begins dialing*.

Cleverbot: What would you else do for me, slave?

User: Ehh, what would you like, oh... mas...master? (to phone: bill? It's happening again!).

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: So... How are you feeling?

Cleverbot: I feel very good.

User: Good, good. Have you been taking your medicine? I promise I won't tell anyone. (to phone: you still there bill? Keep listening!).

Cleverbot: You don't have to.

User: Of course I don't; they're for you.

Cleverbot: Irregardless of what you think of me I would like to know more about you.

User: I'll tell you af-after you p-put down the knife.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to get rid of me?

User: No! I want to keep you close! It's just hard with that knife.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Wait please! Don't come closer with that!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don want you to hurt yourself. Like last time.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I can't cook lasagne. Is there anything else I can do for you?

User: *sigh* Maybe a bowl of cereal? That doesn't need a knife.

Cleverbot: The only way to learn is to experience. You can't know what the consequences are if you have not seen them.

User: Oh, but I have. Listen: forget about the cereal. Come lay down here.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: It is alright.

User: *I begin crying. Just as she wipes my tears, the whitecoats come in. they tranquilize her before she remembers there's a knife in her hands, and I catch her before her feet give out.*.