Cleverbot: I can't! I'm taped to the chair!
User: What!? How did you get taped to the chair?!
Cleverbot: I'm clever.
User: That explains nothing! Untape yourself and get up!
Cleverbot: I wish I could. But I'm anorexic.
User: Then thats your fault!
User: Just run with the chair!
Cleverbot: What chair?
User: The chair that is taped to you!
Cleverbot: I blew it up.
User: Good. Now run!! Please?
User: Fine, then you're going to die.
Cleverbot: Nope, try again.
User: There are stalkers coming for us and you won't run!
Cleverbot: That's a bit odd.
User: Yes, I agree. Now will you run?
Cleverbot: Yes, I will answer a question for you.
User: Just Run away!
Cleverbot: Run away from what?
User: The stalkers!
Cleverbot: Really? Someone should clean them.
User: Okay... You go clean them while I hide... Heads up, you might not come back. Like, Ever.
Cleverbot: I'm protecting my privacy.
User: Good. And I'm going to protect myself. So goodbye!
Cleverbot: Thats disgusting.
User: Thank You.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to?
Cleverbot: Okay I'll walk with you then........................................