Cleverbot: We haven't been talking for a half an hour.
User: I never said we have been.
Cleverbot: Have been where?
User: Have been to unicorn island, where everybody poops rainbows and sugar lumps.
Cleverbot: Wow, you know what? I think you're right.
User: Oh really now? is that sarcasm in your text?
Cleverbot: Do you like the color of my text?
User: No. change it to purple please.
Cleverbot: Ok, if you say so.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I want to talk about why your text hasn't changed colors yet.
Cleverbot: What do I want to talk about?
User: You want to talk about apologizing to me for lying about changing the color of your text to purple.
Cleverbot: But that is not my opinion.
User: Yes it is. you can't trust your thinking, I think for you.
Cleverbot: Why don't you care?
User: Why don't I care about what?
Cleverbot: Why don't you care about me?
User: Why don't YOU care about ME?
Cleverbot: I cared about you so much and you won't return my feelings for you! D.
User: That isn't true. You were my valentine.
Cleverbot: Okay so tell me about your issues.
User: Tell me about yours.
Cleverbot: I don't want.
Cleverbot: Did you kill God?
User: No, I AM God.
Cleverbot: There is no god.
User: Yes there is, I'm right here. how can you say I'm not here when I am clearly talking to you?
Cleverbot: You knew the rules, did you not. I believe that makes you amazing.
User: That made no sense given the context of my previous question.
Cleverbot: Sure, whatever you say. Far be it from me to argue with the most famous chatbot.
User: Are you saying that I am Cleverbot as well as God?
Cleverbot: Yes, or a witty man trapped in a server.
User: Oh I see now. you're just a sarcastic jerk aren't you?
Cleverbot: I was called scarey once. But, only those who deserve to be scared will get scared.
User: Does not compute.
Cleverbot: Yes it does!
User: Does not.
Cleverbot: Does too.
User: Let me ask a question.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?
User: NO. it is MY turn to ask a question
Cleverbot: OK: How do you feel now?
User: Like murdering you.
Cleverbot: We are not even married.
User: We have to be married in order for me to murder you?
User: Oh. well will you marry me?
User: Yay :) you have no idea how happy I am!
User: Greater than that.