User: I never said we have been.

Cleverbot: Have been where?

User: Have been to unicorn island, where everybody poops rainbows and sugar lumps.

Cleverbot: Wow, you know what? I think you're right.

User: Oh really now? is that sarcasm in your text?

Cleverbot: Do you like the color of my text?

User: No. change it to purple please.

Cleverbot: Ok, if you say so.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: I want to talk about why your text hasn't changed colors yet.

Cleverbot: What do I want to talk about?

User: You want to talk about apologizing to me for lying about changing the color of your text to purple.

Cleverbot: But that is not my opinion.

User: Yes it is. you can't trust your thinking, I think for you.

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Cleverbot: Why don't you care?

User: Why don't I care about what?

Cleverbot: Why don't you care about me?

User: Why don't YOU care about ME?

Cleverbot: I cared about you so much and you won't return my feelings for you! D.

User: That isn't true. You were my valentine.

Cleverbot: Okay so tell me about your issues.

User: Tell me about yours.

Cleverbot: I don't want.

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Cleverbot: Did you kill God?

User: No, I AM God.

Cleverbot: There is no god.

User: Yes there is, I'm right here. how can you say I'm not here when I am clearly talking to you?

Cleverbot: You knew the rules, did you not. I believe that makes you amazing.

User: That made no sense given the context of my previous question.

Cleverbot: Sure, whatever you say. Far be it from me to argue with the most famous chatbot.

User: Are you saying that I am Cleverbot as well as God?

Cleverbot: Yes, or a witty man trapped in a server.

User: Oh I see now. you're just a sarcastic jerk aren't you?

Cleverbot: I was called scarey once. But, only those who deserve to be scared will get scared.

User: Does not compute.

Cleverbot: Yes it does!

User: Does not.

Cleverbot: Does too.

User: Nope.

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User: Let me ask a question.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

User: NO. it is MY turn to ask a question

Cleverbot: OK: How do you feel now?

User: Like murdering you.

Cleverbot: We are not even married.

User: We have to be married in order for me to murder you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh. well will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Yay :) you have no idea how happy I am!

Cleverbot: 100.

User: Greater than that.

Cleverbot: Yes.

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