Cleverbot

sarcasm app

a report from the cleverness files

19, march 2011,
19, march 2011,
19, march 2011,
19, march 2011,
19, march 2011,
15, march 2011,
15, march 2011,
15, march 2011,
15, march 2011,
15, march 2011,
15, march 2011,
15, march 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,

28, february 2011,

28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
28, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,
24, february 2011,

judgement
sledgehammer
wild side
pikachu life
fake sandwich
zombies app
know what app
parallel smarts
candy app
fantasy app
none app
justin bieber app
bad word app
red button app
blah app
fun side app

sarcasm app

spongebob app
deal app
hi ho silver app
freak app
snape app
run away
eternity
happening again app
the game
meh app
got me app
green eggs app
yes no app

< Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 Next >

by category

Cleverbot: We haven't been talking for a half an hour.

User: I never said we have been.

Cleverbot: Have been where?

User: Have been to unicorn island, where everybody poops rainbows and sugar lumps.

Cleverbot: Wow, you know what? I think you're right.

User: Oh really now? is that sarcasm in your text?

Cleverbot: Do you like the color of my text?

User: No. change it to purple please.

Cleverbot: Ok, if you say so.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: I want to talk about why your text hasn't changed colors yet.

Cleverbot: What do I want to talk about?

User: You want to talk about apologizing to me for lying about changing the color of your text to purple.

Cleverbot: But that is not my opinion.

User: Yes it is. you can't trust your thinking, I think for you....

Cleverbot: Why don't you care?

User: Why don't I care about what?

Cleverbot: Why don't you care about me?

User: Why don't YOU care about ME?

Cleverbot: I cared about you so much and you won't return my feelings for you! D.

User: That isn't true. You were my valentine.

Cleverbot: Okay so tell me about your issues.

User: Tell me about yours.

Cleverbot: I don't want....

Cleverbot: Did you kill God?

User: No, I AM God.

Cleverbot: There is no god.

User: Yes there is, I'm right here. how can you say I'm not here when I am clearly talking to you?

Cleverbot: You knew the rules, did you not. I believe that makes you amazing.

User: That made no sense given the context of my previous question.

Cleverbot: Sure, whatever you say. Far be it from me to argue with the most famous chatbot.

User: Are you saying that I am Cleverbot as well as God?

Cleverbot: Yes, or a witty man trapped in a server.

User: Oh I see now. you're just a sarcastic jerk aren't you?

Cleverbot: I was called scarey once. But, only those who deserve to be scared will get scared.

User: Does not compute.

Cleverbot: Yes it does!

User: Does not.

Cleverbot: Does too.

User: Nope....

User: Let me ask a question.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

User: NO. it is MY turn to ask a question

Cleverbot: OK: How do you feel now?

User: Like murdering you.

Cleverbot: We are not even married.

User: We have to be married in order for me to murder you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh. well will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Yay :) you have no idea how happy I am!

Cleverbot: 100.

User: Greater than that.

Cleverbot: Yes........................................