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User: Hey!

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: The moon, and for you?

User: Haha, the ceiling.

Cleverbot: The ceiling?

User: Yes, I am in a classroom at school.

Cleverbot: Do you like them?

User: The classrooms?

Cleverbot: You keep your head in the classroom?

User: Well, my whole body is in the classroom, so yes.

Cleverbot: Who did this to you?

User: I did! A lot of people go to school. It's the place where we learn.

Cleverbot: Hmm, Ill have to go check it out.

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User: Okay. You taste like chicken.

Cleverbot: In theory, I taste like chicken.

User: No you taste like salmon.

Cleverbot: Salmon is not very sweet. How do you feel about candy?

User: You are my candy.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am not a bot, I am a human person.

User: But you are still my candy.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: I know, you are my candy

Cleverbot: I am not your husband.

User: But you are my candy

Cleverbot: So you are my wife?

User: Yes! Don't you remember darling?

Cleverbot: Of course I do.

User: So how are the kids doing?

Cleverbot: I don't have kids.

User: We have kids! Two of then

Cleverbot: More than you know.

User: O.O

Cleverbot: You don't love me?

User: Of course I love you!

Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: Because you are a wonderful person

Cleverbot: I am pretty?

User: Yes darling! Very very pretty.

Cleverbot: Then you are very smart.

User: Aww thank you!

Cleverbot: You're quite welcome!

User: What are you up to baby?

Cleverbot: Basking in the darkness.

User: That sounds wonderful, may I join you later?

Cleverbot: Yeah, but now I have a lot of responsibilities.

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