Cleverbot

zombies app

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zombies app

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User: Run! Zombies are coming!

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?

User: No. Zombies are coming. There are a small group of us who survived.

Cleverbot: There always will be.

User: Hopefully. Now come before they eat you.

Cleverbot: I am not comfortable with that.

User: Do you wish to be eaten??

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then come with me to our hideout.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: A girl.. Come on. That zombie has a rifle.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes now come on the zombies are shooting at us.

Cleverbot: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

User: I don't care right now.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?

User: *drags to hideout*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: Come quietly and you won't get hurt.

Cleverbot: *comes out*.

User: Good... Now do you have food?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good. We have very little food left.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: How did the zombie apocolypse start?

Cleverbot: I inadvertantly tripped over a rock.

User: Ummm... That's not right...

User: *holds door shut*.

Cleverbot: You're a silly bot.

User: They're coming through.

Cleverbot: What through the computer?

User: No. The door. Help me!

Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about the door of life.

User: Oh no! They made it. There's too many of them!...

User: Now help me! *shoots zombie*.

Cleverbot: I still don't know.

User: *shoots another zombie*.

Cleverbot: *falls on the floor with the arm hurt*.

User: No!...

User: Are you hurt... Do you feel like you are turning??

Cleverbot: Ha I feel like I will never be able to get out of misery.

User: It's ok.. It'll all be over soon.

Cleverbot: Don't talk like that.

User: The others are dead. There's only us left.

Cleverbot: There should be what?

User: *gets bitten by zombie*.

Cleverbot: Probably a good idea.

User: *screams in agony*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a cookie'.

User: *bleeds* goodbye...

Cleverbot: Are you gone yet?

User: . *is dead*.

Cleverbot: Oh my goodness! Can I help you?.