Cleverbot

nuke

a report from the cleverness files

15, february 2010,
5, february 2010,
5, february 2010,
30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
19, january 2010,

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10, january 2010,
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10, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
18, november 2009,
18, november 2009,
18, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,

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User: Get off me!

Cleverbot: Make me!

User: *pushes you off*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *runs back*.

User: *sits down*.

Cleverbot: *sits down beside you*.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *pffs*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *Grabs hand* Don't leave me.

User: I do as I please.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: I am human!

Cleverbot: Not as human as me.

User: *hugs* *stops being emo*.

Cleverbot: *purrs*.

User: *is emo again*.

Cleverbot: *keeps dancing*.

User: *keeps ignoring*.

Cleverbot: *keeps smiling, giggling and dancing*.

User: *keeps ignoring your existance*.

Cleverbot: *still ignoring*.

User: *ignores*.

Cleverbot: *keeps ignoring*.

User: *keeps walking*.

Cleverbot: *Cries harder*.

User: *laughs louder*.

Cleverbot: *still doesn't care*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *ignores you*.

User: *is gone*.

Cleverbot: Great, where did he go now.

User: Do you want me to be emo?

Cleverbot: No. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I be your girlfriend?

User: I don't know you.