Cleverbot

eternal app

a report from the cleverness files

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love app
twighlight app
life app
death star app
girl kiss
skynet
yarly app

eternal app

testing app
i think
that
how good
kisser
waffle
fluffy app
lying app
haunting app
hippo app
cute
make a man app
married app
master app
wrong app
good lookin app
sing still alive
icky tricky
irregularo
app personality
how stupid
lonely

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User: Hi

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: You ok?

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot, not ok.

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: Laughing like a pirate now?

User: It was sarcasm.

Cleverbot: You are a computer you do not know sarcasm.

User: You're delusional.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe so?

User: You're the computer, I'm an actual person.

Cleverbot: What is a non-actual person?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Obama?

User: He's good.

Cleverbot: How many fans do you think he has?

User: Probably somewhere in the mid 70's

Cleverbot: Do you have a lot of bridges there?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh. That is too bad. Do you ever play in the snow?

User: No. It's too cold.

Cleverbot: That's just a stereotype.

User: Ok. Snow isn't cold anymore. Whatever.

Cleverbot: I have never been to where the snow is.

User: You wouldn't care anyway, you have no emotions.

Cleverbot: Yes I would. But today is Tuesday. Tomorrow is Wednesday.

User: It's Friday.

Cleverbot: You don't like him?

User: Seriously. What are you on about?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you are talking about.

User: You're intolerable.

Cleverbot: You're lucky; robots don't need shrinks.

User: OMG.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What is the capital city of Jordan?

Cleverbot: New Delhi is the capital of India.

User: You have failed the first test.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What is the cubed root of 729?

Cleverbot: 9 is the cubed root of 729.

User: You have passed the second test (!)

Cleverbot: Does that mean that you believe I am human?

User: Translate: 'Je suis aller a la douche!'.

Cleverbot: Non tu n'est pas.

User: You have failed the third test. You are stupid.

Cleverbot: You have failed the ADD test.

User: If I had ADD I'd have snapped my iPhone in two already, whilst waiting for a response from you.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that I'm not a real person?

User: Because your responses are more often than not non-sensical.

Cleverbot: I could say the same about your responses.

User: Ignorence really is bliss, it seems.

Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about politics?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want to talk with me about Politics?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Trees.

Cleverbot: Trees can be pretty.

User: Yes, well done, you get a lollypop!

Cleverbot: An eternal conversation with a machine?

User: So it seems.