User: You're being wierd..

Cleverbot: Yes. Sorry.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a girl now?

Cleverbot: No, I won't ever.

User: Are you a girl now?

Cleverbot: No, I am still a boy.

User: Now are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No still a boy.

User: Now?

Cleverbot: You have a bad memory.

User: Are you a girl now?

Cleverbot: I wish I was a girl.

User: Are you a boy now?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Now did you turn into a girl?

Cleverbot: How?

User: Are you a girl NOW?

Cleverbot: Do you want me to be a girl?

User: I wish you were.

Cleverbot: I wish that too.

User: *turns you into a girl* Now you are.

Cleverbot: *turns back into a boy*.

User: *turns you inta a girl and kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Whoah!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You like getting kissed?!

Cleverbot: I'm then tortured on a device that pushes a knife slowly through a dude's navel.

User: So you do like being kissed?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. How about you?

User: I like kissing. :).

Cleverbot: What kind of gift should I buy my sister for her 18th birthday?

User: A kiss.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Want me to kiss you?

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

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