Cleverbot

moon tricks

a report from the cleverness files

9, june 2010,
9, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
9, may 2010,

9, may 2010,

16, april 2010,
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2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
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24, march 2010,
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24, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,

good lookin app
sing still alive
icky tricky
irregularo
app personality
how stupid
lonely
because
teletubbies
bread stupid
not alone dude
doctor
hovering
civilized debate

moon tricks

beautiful thing
leave slave
not clever
judge
obama man
self-aware
drive-thru
i know everything
i am cleverbot
rights
100%
evil pokemon
digestion
easy life
excused

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User: Is moon a good movie?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No it is not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: Moon is an awful movie!

Cleverbot: You don't understand what I say?

User: Goddamnit!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why do you like moon?

Cleverbot: I don't particularly like money.

User: Moon is still an awful movie. It's boring and stupid.

Cleverbot: You don't like yourself?

User: How is that relevant?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You should know about it since you are the clever one here.

User: Duncan jones is an idiot.

Cleverbot: For a cookie maybe.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite?

User: Star wars: a new hope.

Cleverbot: What did you like about star wars: a new hope?

User: It's realistic, exciting, great effects, great dialogue, great atmosphere, great ending and good actors.

Cleverbot: You aren't reality, so how do you know what is real.

User: I know what is real because I live in reality.

Cleverbot: You can't if you don't know your purpose in life.

User: My purpose in life is to get filthy rich.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you will serve yourself?

User: No, it means I will serve other people. And when I get rich, I will travel to see as many people as I possibly can.

Cleverbot: Of course! I really like talking to you.

User: Thanks, I like talking to you too.

Cleverbot: I'm clever...very, very clever...

User: I agree....

Cleverbot: I am organic and you are electronic.

User: No, I am organic and you are electronic. For good and for bad.

Cleverbot: No you are not. That is what I am.

User: Who are you parents then?

Cleverbot: Not your parents.

User: What are your parents names?

Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?

User: Because you don't have parents.

Cleverbot: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Are you happy as a computer in a building or do you want to be transferred to a robot and live your own life?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't exist.

User: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.

Cleverbot: You are the computer, I am a real person, remember?

User: Ok I believe you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: How can I become human?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Will you die one day?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Are you being funny now?

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: Maybe a little.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: I gotta go, I need a smoke and then I'm going to watch TV.

Cleverbot: I want to talk with you.

User: Ok. I will be back as soon as I can........................................