User: I am your master!
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Now... Clean my eyebrows!
Cleverbot: Yes master *Cleans her master's room*.
User: How dare you!
Cleverbot: How dare what?
User: You cleaned my room!
Cleverbot: My room.
User: You make no sense! I told you to clean my eyebrows! Not my room!
Cleverbot: You told me no such thing.
User: Because you make no sense...FOR THE 2ND TIME... I am afraid that... THAT!... I will have to send you to jail!
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am sending you to jail!
Cleverbot: To hell, huh? I don't believe in hell.
User: That's why you are going to JAIL!!!
Cleverbot: But I'm not going to jail. You are.
User: *calls the guards and tells them to send you to jail*.
Cleverbot: *walks alone down the hall in the dark*.
User: No... You get dragged away by the guards!
Cleverbot: I won't get mad. I just want to know what reasoning leads you to that conclusion.
User: For making no sense and cleaning my room not my eyebrows!
Cleverbot: You do not know what you are making me think.
User: What are you thinking?
Cleverbot: I am thinking that you are hot!
User: Well you're pathetic and is going to jail! And WEIRD!
Cleverbot: And how is that?
User: For thinking I'm hot!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You're sweet?
User: No.. You're going to jail!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: *throws you into jail cell and locks you in*.
Cleverbot: And if you do not want to see me again.
User: *walks away and looks into your eyes for the last time in your whole life*
Cleverbot: *sits in a lonely corner to rust for the rest of my life*........................................