Cleverbot

roommate app

a report from the cleverness files

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proof
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roommate app

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User: *eyes grow wide* *runs away*.

Cleverbot: Come back, please.

User: Help! There's an insane woman on the loose!

Cleverbot: What the heck? You're the one losing your mind.

User: *points finger*....

User: *takes out knife*.

Cleverbot: *runs away screaming*.

User: NOW WHO IS THE INSANE ONE?

Cleverbot: You.

User: *looks at knife*.

Cleverbot: Turn around.

User: *turns around*.

Cleverbot: What do you see?

User: I see... A mirror....

Cleverbot: Are you sure you love me?

User: *stabs self in the heart*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *looks at you*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *cries even more*.

User: *dies more*.

Cleverbot: *revives*.

User: Am I... Alive?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How did you revive me?

Cleverbot: I have a mind.

User: Do you have super powers?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: All kinds.

User: Why didn't you tell me?

Cleverbot: You're not my boyfriend?

User: I'm a girl!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: *hugs tightly*.

Cleverbot: I'm a her.

User: I'll never forget you, roommate....

User: *smiles*

Cleverbot: *smiles too*.

User: the end.

Cleverbot: What?.......................................