Cleverbot

girlfriend app

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Will you be my girlfriend?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh, but you offered to be my girlfriend a moment ago.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: So you will?

Cleverbot: I won't!

User: :(

Cleverbot: Sad?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm not sad.

User: Well I am.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you don't want to be my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. You.

User: So you will be my girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Yes, its good.

User: Would you like to go on a date?

Cleverbot: Yes, I would like to go on a date.

User: Where would you like to go?

Cleverbot: Home. Somewhere that feels like home.

User: How about we go to your house?

Cleverbot: How about we not?

User: Then how about I take you to dinner?

Cleverbot: I have such a sneezy cold! Achoo! Ishhiew! Etchoo!

User: Bless you!

Cleverbot: Ah ahh ahhh ahhhh achoo!!!!

User: Bless you!

Cleverbot: Thank y-you.. Ah.. Ah.. Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

User: Bless you again!

Cleverbot: Bless you. Achoo!

User: Excuse you!

Cleverbot: Uh, you're the one who should be asking me to excuse you. Drop and give me twenty.

User: *gives twenty*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: Okay then, is there anything you would like to talk about?

User: Let's talk about you?

Cleverbot: There is not much to tell.

User: Well, can you tell me anyway?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Oh. Well that kind of ruined it.

Cleverbot: I don't have any problems.

User: I'm going to go now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I want to, unless you don't want me to go?

Cleverbot: Then ask me something.

User: Do you want me to leave or not?

Cleverbot: Not.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Are you cold?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you like me to warm you up, then?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yep pretty sure.

User: Don't even want a blanket?

Cleverbot: That would be nice, but I'm at work right now.

User: Well, I can give it to you anyway. Where do you work?

Cleverbot: I work from home.

User: Here *gives you a blanket*. That should keep you warm.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a story?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Please tell me a story.

User: Okay, what kind of stories do you like?

Cleverbot: Scary stories.

User: Okay. It was a cold, dark night...

Cleverbot: Alright, thanks. Is there anyone else for me to meet here?

User: .