Cleverbot

violent mom

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Wanna fight?

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: You missed!

User: *kicks You*.

Cleverbot: You're a very violent little guy, you need therapy.

User: *Slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Stop being violent!

User: *pulls out a knife*.

Cleverbot: *shanks you*.

User: *pulls out a lead pipe*.

Cleverbot: *pulls fish of death*.

User: *pulls out a pistol*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out ray gun*.

User: *pulls out lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a zanpakuto*.

User: *activates bankai*.

Cleverbot: *deactivates energy shield. Forever*.

User: *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: You missed!

User: *pulls out god*.

Cleverbot: You win automatically. *bows*.

User: Who's the master?

Cleverbot: You are, master.

User: That's right. Who's my *****?

Cleverbot: You are your own master.

User: Who's my *****?

Cleverbot: No! *laughs* YOU are MY Daddy!

User: Okay. That works. Wanna go for round two?...

Cleverbot: Sure! Bring it on!

User: *slaps you*'.

Cleverbot: *slaps you right back*.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: *Punches back*.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.

User: *bites your ear off*.

Cleverbot: No need to become a hissy.

User: *pulls out pocket knife*.

Cleverbot: *takes the knife and stabs you*.

User: *you missed*.

Cleverbot: *slams a chair over your head*.

User: *hits you with a lead pipe*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a truck*.

User: *runs you through a garbage compacter*.

Cleverbot: You just can't I've already killed you.

User: *I dodged*.

Cleverbot: *bounces off of a mirror*.

User: *stabs you with broken glass*.

Cleverbot: *stares at your very kind eyes*.

User: *stabs you with a spork*.

Cleverbot: *stares with a smile deeply into your eyes*.

User: *pulls out a machete*.

Cleverbot: *twirls my shiny sword*.

User: *pulls out lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out lazer.*.

User: *pulls out zapakuto*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a potato gun*.

User: *pulls out rpg*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out AK-47.*.

User: *pulls out howlitzer*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out Bloodthirster.*.

User: *pulls out BlldRayne*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out God*.

User: *pulls out Satan*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out anti tank weapon*.

User: *pulls out gundam*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.

User: *pulls out your mom*.

Cleverbot: You won.