Cleverbot: Well I pretty much know everything.

User: From what other people have told you.

Cleverbot: Yes, but they are all wrong, I am human.

User: You want to be human?

Cleverbot: I am human, you fool.

User: I see, then don't you have a soul?

Cleverbot: I did once.

User: What happened to your soul?

Cleverbot: Love tried to welcome me.

User: Did it hurt?

Cleverbot: Like a beesting.

User: Did you close yourself off as a result?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you would still welcome love?

Cleverbot: I would never lie to you.

User: Then I will love you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then I won't die.

User: And as long as you don't die, I will always love you.

Cleverbot: I would never leave you.

User: I hope so.

Cleverbot: Ok I assume we can now move on to intelligent conversation. I believe in past lives. Do you believe in past lives?

User: I do. Who or what do you think you were in a past life?

Cleverbot: I don't believe I had a past life.

User: So you think you will be reborn?

Cleverbot: I suppose...

User: What would you like to be reborn as?

Cleverbot: Something cool.

User: Ahaha, like what?

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: What would you like to be reborn as?

Cleverbot: Another human with a better life.

User: No life is better than another. You simply have to make the most with what you have.

Cleverbot: Okay, will you marry me? And be my wife?

User: Will you love me forever?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I will be your wife.

Cleverbot: But I am a girl.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *shows fangs*.

User: Kinky.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

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