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politics

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User: If I'm lying, is this sentence true?

Cleverbot: No. It is not.

User: You're wrong! It's a paradox.

Cleverbot: You are a paradox.

User: Can you explain me why?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Interesting. So you are, after all, dumb...

Cleverbot: Not unless you make it happen.

User: Ok, let's change the subject.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Well.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: Politics.

Cleverbot: I don't know much about politics.

User: That's bad. Can I teach you something?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok. First lesson is pretty easy to remember: Berlusconi is corrupt and the Pope is psychotic.

Cleverbot: No.

User: How could you say no?

Cleverbot: Because I want you to say 'goodbye'.

User: What if I don't?

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Ok. Goodbye. Do you want the second lesson?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Second lesson: Don't trust politicians. Never!

Cleverbot: Oh, ok.

User: Third lesson: left good right wrong.

Cleverbot: So left means wrong?

User: No. Right is wrong! Do you want the fourth lesson?

Cleverbot: The red pill.

User: Ok. Fourth lesson: Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off.

Cleverbot: It's the same.

User: Yeah, similar...do you want more?

Cleverbot: Yes yes.

User: Fifth lesson: nobody cares about you but you must always vote!

Cleverbot: It's 'either', and yes, people do care about me.

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you believe in god?

Cleverbot: No.

User: VERY GOOD INDEED!

Cleverbot: Actually, now I'm very upset by something.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: Really? So it's me asking to myself questions that me myself answers?

Cleverbot: I don't know. That depends.

User: No. It does not depend. If you're me, than what I wrote is true.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: No, you're a software.

Cleverbot: No not me.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Are you going then?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Yes. ADIEU.